5 Guy Cream Pie #23

5 Guy Cream Pie #23 isn't the kind of movie where you're not sure what's going to happen in it; with a title like 5 Guy Cream Pie, there's not a lot of ambiguity about what's going on. Like with, say, Erotique, or even Cum-Fart Cocktails, you might be a little hazy as to the exact mechanics, but 5 Guy Cream Pie tells you pretty much everything you might need to know -- five guys, one girl, creampies galore.

Scene 1: Cherrie Rose

Cherrie Rose is a Cuban émigré with a labret piercing and small breasts who says she doesn't usually let guys come inside her (it's kind of funny that she says she's only let eight guys do it, but it has to be a boyfriend/girlfriend thing, which tells you something), and she's got a cadre of guys who have differing opinions on how much they like it, but they're all willing to give it a shot. She starts out rubbing her tits, pinching her nipples, and fingering her clit as a warmup, but the action starts up before very long, and she's on her knees and surrounded by dick. She goes through a round of two-at-a-time cocksucking, at which she is eager and proficient, and then lies back to take a dick in missionary while she sucks on another. The first guy comes almost immediately, and they open her up to let the jizz dribble out onto the couch. Guy #2 fucks her in doggy while she's giving #3 a blowjob, and when #2 shoots, she lies back to take #3 in the spoon position; when his turn comes, he shoots inside her and then pulls out to make her lick him clean while she drips. Guy #4 fucks her for a little while, then pulls out to change positions but pops in between, hurrying back to pump in her a little more after leaving a couple of ropes on her thigh. She rides the last guy in cowgirl and then lets him pound her in missionary until he unloads, and at the end we get a "bonus creampie" scene in which Guy #4, the careless ejaculator, gets another chance to hit the target, which he does.

Scene 2: Nikki Grind

Nikki Grind's a cute little blonde with what's almost a beehive hairdo sitting upstairs. She's got a smoky little voice, and she says she doesn't really prefer taking it internally, but she's willing this time. We get a lot of talk from her co-workers about what they like, and then we see Nikki stripping down and getting ready by playing with her pussy. Like Cherrie, she starts out on her knees servicing the crowd, all of them pushing in close. She climbs on the first guy for a cowgirl ride, sitting up to suck Guy #2 while the first is still pumping. #1 shoots while she's riding him, and #2 takes her in spoon, doggy, and reverse cowgirl, before shooting up into her. Guy #3 takes over in missionary, she fluffs another cock, and he blows his load without changing position. Guy #4 puts her in doggy with her ass in the air and her face in the mattress, and shoots, literally after about 30 seconds. There may have been more footage, but this guy only got a half-minute of screen time. Guy #5 lets Nikki ride him in RCG, then does her in doggy for a very little while before pumping into her.

Scene 3: Denise K.

Denise K.'s bio lists her at 1.68 cm tall, but I think she's bigger than that. She claims to be from Denmark, but her accent sort of comes and goes. Fortunately diction isn't the reason she's here, and the interview segment goes by pretty quickly. Denise fondles her lovely breasts, fingers her pussy and shows off her feet for us before the inevitable cockfest begins. The guys crowd around and Denise goes nuts, slamming the cocks all the way down her throat with pretty much no prep at all. She's very enthusiastic about the cocksucking part, but that's not what she's here for either, so even though it lasts a while, it's not long before she's riding Guy #1 in RCG, but still sucking a cock. The first guy shoots and she dribbles his seed out onto his cock, and Guy #2 takes over. She rides him in cowgirl (again occupying her mouth with another cock) until he comes, and Guy #3 fucks her in spoon while she blows Guy #4. When #3 gives up his load, the next guy climbs on to fuck her in missionary and lasts about half a minute, and, as if jealous of the record, Guy #5 literally puts his cock in and shoot immediately, without even really stroking -- it's 15 seconds from when he gets on the couch to when he's pulled out.

The girls are cute but unremarkable, as you would expect from the 23d iteration of a five-guy cream pie series; if for some reason you're watching this movie with any eye at all to the guys, they are, in no particular order, Andrew Andretti, Chris Mountain, Jason Cox, Joe Blow, Joe Friday, Johnny Fender, Kris Knight, Seth Dickens, Steve James, Tony Swan, Rick Kane, and Rocker Lee. They are also mostly unremarkable, except for their times in the interview segments. The only standout is Steve James, who has the weird kind of creepy calm Zen vibe that you get from Bruce Dern or John Malkovich. Although he's only credited at the end, you'll know him when you see him.

It seems like 5 Guy Cream Pie is kind of a middle-of-the-road effort as far as creampie movies go -- sometimes the guys are right after one another so the girl gets one load and then another in the space of seconds, but most of the time there seems to have been some interval between the fuckings. If you're a creampie aficionado, you should be happy with this - it's the porn equivalent of a trip to Denny's -- you get a lot of what you paid for, it's not pretentious or fancy, and the chances are that if you've been there before, you saw pretty much the same menu and if you go back you'll see it again.

5 Guy Cream Pie #23 isn't the kind of movie where you're not sure what's going to happen in it; with a title like 5 Guy Cream Pie, there's not a lot of ambiguity about what's going on. Like with, say, Erotique, or even Cum-Fart Cocktails, you might be a little hazy as to the exact mechanics, but 5 Guy Cream Pie tells you pretty much everything you might need to know -- five guys, one girl, creampies galore.... Read the Full Review!