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Scene 1: Carmen Hart, Jenner
Scene 2: Jada Fire, Kris Knight
Scene 3: Tory Lane, Mr. Pete, Mark Wood
Scene 4: Roxy Jezel, Van Damage
Scene 5: Katie Morgan, Sativa Rose
Scene 6: Alexis Malone, Rebecca Love, Manuel Ferrara, Carmen Hart

Ever wonder what the girls really do when they get together at the salon? No. You didn't. you consciously avoided thinking about it, and rightly so, because it wasn't this. You should hope it isn't, anyway, because this movie is all about what a bunch of abandoned trollops your girlfriends and lovers are. It's about how they have no sense of loyalty or propriety. That said, you're not actually going out with a porn star (probably), so maybe your girlfriend isn't going to tell all her friends about your exploits in bed and hers (with other people) and then bone the gay hairdresser she works with. Be glad, because if you were going out with any of these girls, you would be shocked to find out what they're up to.

If you're going out with Jada Fire, she might well reveal to all the girls and the customers too how she set up a romantic evening for you when you were coming back from your army deployment and then take all the hearts and bunnies out of it by giving a pretty intimate description of how much she liked it in the ass. Do you really want everybody in the salon knowing that?

On the other hand, if you're Tory Lane's fiancé (or worse, her sister), you would be shocked to find out that she fucked both of the groomsmen at her sister's wedding the weekend before. And it's not even so much the fucking that would be shocking - I mean, if you were dating Tory Lane, you would probably already know how much she like sucking cock, you would probably know about how much she likes the anal, you might even know about how much she likes the DP. But you would no doubt find it surprising that, after a double facial, she'd wipe off her face with a very expensive wedding dress, and then laugh at her prissy sister walking down the aisle with a double load of baby batter on her front end. Now that's shocking.

Likewise, if you were Roxy Jezel's boyfriend, you wouldn't want everybody knowing that she "accidentally" had sex, including a blowjob, three or four positions, and quite a bit of anal with the next door neighbor after she heard you moving furniture and thought you were having sex with someone. At the very least, you would learn that she thinks you sound like you're moving furniture when you're fucking. That would be embarrassing at best. Roxy's embarrassed too, and understandably so. I mean, one position, that might be an accident, but four? And anal? You have to be an idiot to make a mistake like that.

Speaking of idiots, you're glad you don't have to be there with them, because if you were, you'd have to listen to Katie Morgan, a racist snob who tells a big fat lie about how she slept with her maid, Sativa Rose, who has a fat clam. I'm not lying; she said it herself. It's a cute clam, though, and if Katie Morgan really had gone after it with both ends of a feather duster, it would have been a sight to see. Sadly, it's only a fantasy, and their lesbian lovefest on the kitchen counter is only make-believe.

Oh, and speaking of make-believe, Manuel Ferrara has been working at this place for God knows how long, passing himself off as a gay man, and all so when the time was right he could allow Carmen Hart, Alexis Malone and Rebecca Love to corner him in the beauty shop after hours and "convince" him to try a little pussy. Diabolical! He doesn't take a lot of convincing, either, just collapses when they push him down, lets them take turns sucking his cock, and then bones them one after another before unleashing a monstrous load across all three of their faces.

So yeah, it might be fun to be one of the girls there, but when the box asks you if you wonder about what goes on there...well, stranger, pass by, is all I can say.   Collapse.

Ever wonder what the girls really do when they get together at the salon? No. You didn't. you consciously avoided thinking about it, and rightly so, because it wasn't this. You should hope it isn't, anyway, because this movie is all about what a bunch of abandoned trollops your girlfriends and lovers are. It's about how they have no sense of loyalty or propriety. That said, you're not actually going out with a porn star (probably), so maybe your girlfriend isn't going to tell all her friends about your exploits in bed and hers (with other people) and then bone the gay hairdresser she works with. Be glad, because if you were going out with any of these girls, you would be shocked to find out what they're up to.... Read the Full Review!