Sunny Loves Matt

The back cover copy for Sunny Loves Matt announces that it's the boy/girl scene of the century, which seems a little premature; however, I'm in no position to cast stones, since Sunny Loves Matt, no matter what other ground it may break, will always stand out in my memory for one thing -- it marks the first time I have ever known as early as March that I have heard the best porn line of the year. Sunny Leone's first onscreen cock notwithstanding, I will always remember Matt Erickson, in a tone that would not be out of place in the sentence "I want you to take off your clothes very slowly so I can watch you reveal yourself to me" or "I want you to get down on your knees and worship me, you gorgeous slut", saying the following to Sunny Leone: "I want you to come into the kitchen and clean up my peanut butter and jelly sandwich." You can do what you will with it, but, for myself, I put it on a loop and called people in the office and played it over and over. It's comedy gold.

The rest of the movie isn't nearly as funny, but I don't think it was supposed to be. Ever since I started reviewing Vivid movies with Sunny Leone at the beginning, saying in phone sex ads how ready she and her Vivid friends were for your cock, I have felt like it would up her credibility to take a cock, in the same way that I feel like George W. Bush should go do a 12-month tour on the line in Iraq before he's allowed to tell any more people to go there. I applaud Sunny for her commitment to integrity. The cock in question is the prong of longtime boyfriend Matt Erickson, from whom she (reportedly) unfortunately split mere microseconds after the scenes were completed.

Matt and Sunny start off in the aforementioned kitchen, with Sunny performing some desultory wiping while Matt explores her after aspect. She gives him the kind of blowjob you would expect from a porn star in love -- which is to say expert, enthusiastic and vocal; she may not have been doing guys on film, but she has certainly been practicing on Matt. He has a reasonably hard and big cock for a non-porn star, and he uses it on Sunny with enough skill to keep her interested, fucking her -- most of the scene is shot POV style -- in missionary, RCG, doggy, and spoon before pulling out and going to a popshot in which he unloads into her mouth (although the jizz itself is, as Miss Bounce put it, "suspiciously milky" and suspiciously copious -- in fact it is just suspicious all around). Undaunted and unlimpened by the experience, he goes on to penetrate her again, and provide a considerably more realistic money shot on her belly only moments later.

Rebeca Linares and Nick Manning provide an interlude, in the form of a scene in which Rebeca strips down and does a little lap dance for Nick, and then they engage in the usual sex -- some pussy eating, some blowjob, and then a lot of fucking in cowgirl, doggy and missionary, with some interstitial blowjobbery; Nick eventually unloads in her face. Sunny's back to her old tricks, getting it on with Ann Marie in front of a fire; the two of them show each other off, enjoy Sunny's new boobs together, and pass the time by making out, going down on each other, and using toys to get each other off. Megan Monroe and the improbably handsome Charles Dera spend their time outside by the pool having crazy sex in missionary, spoon and doggy, finishing up with a comprehensive facial that will demonstrate graphically why OSHA regulations require porn stars to wear fake eyelashes.

Round two of the main event opens with Sunny and fellow contract girl Monique Alexander putting on a show for Matt, an event which would be worthwhile in itself, even without the prospect of Sunny getting boned again. Turns out that, having popped her onscreen cherry, Sunny's ready to share her man with another woman. Lucky Matt endures a double blowjob from blonde and brunette before fucking both of them in various positions, finishing up with a pop in Sunny's mouth.

If Matt Loves Sunny isn't quite the world-shaking event that Vivid makes it out to be, it's still a very good porn movie, with five great scenes. Sunny is Vivid's best and least artificial contract girl, and she always looks good. Her first foray into onscreen dick is a worthwhile effort, and even the scene with no Sunny are good (to echo Roger T. Pipe, any scene in which Rebeca Linares can keep Nick Manning quiet long enough to deliver hot action is a treat). With Sunny's enthusiasm as high as it is, the demand for more boy/Sunny scenes is sure to skyrocket; let's just hope she gets another boyfriend soon. Pick this one up!

The back cover copy for Sunny Loves Matt announces that it's the boy/girl scene of the century, which seems a little premature; however, I'm in no position to cast stones, since Sunny Loves Matt, no matter what other ground it may break, will always stand out in my memory for one thing -- it marks the first time I have ever known as early as March that I have heard the best porn line of the year. Sunny Leone's first onscreen cock notwithstanding, I will always remember Matt Erickson, in a tone that would not be out of place in the sentence "I want you to take off your clothes very slowly so I can watch you reveal yourself to me" or "I want you to get down on your knees and worship me, you gorgeous slut", saying the following to Sunny Leone: "I want you to come into the kitchen and clean up my peanut butter and jelly sandwich." You can do what you will with it, but, for myself, I put it on a loop and called people in the office and played it over and over. It's comedy gold.... Read the Full Review!