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This is porn schwag! April 18, 2009
It looks like Rotten and the filmmakers spent a little too much time with the video graphics editor than they did on actually shooting hot stony sex. Loaded with a bunch of alt no names and standard, blow,eat,fuck scenes, this movie breaks no boundary and weakly realizes it's 420 theme by hitting you over the head with it.
Sure it's flashy, things jump to negative exposure, graphics and run of the mill haight ashbury psychadelia weave in and out of the scenes. The music has a very nice Sublime feel to it. But this movie desperately wants to be "Jack's Playground" with it's cute jokes and wacky voiceover work.
The acting is irritating at best. "Oh my god, I just totally drank bong water man...like wow...that so didn't happen."
You want to give me a fucking break with this?
After waking up from my nap during the opening masturbation/travel brochure to San Francisco scene I made the following observations.
There is no ACTUAL weed smoking shown in the movie. The closest you get is the inhalation of a vaporizer bag. Everytime a character(?) takes a puff the shot cuts away to more images from Spencer's Gifts backwall. So fucking lame. The girls are cute enough with their candy gloss lipstick and makeup. Just look! Striped socks with piercings? SO ALT BRAH!
Look the bottom line is this, if you're looking for some alt hotness pickup anything by Joanna Angel or Eon McKai, or if like me you were hoping for a stoned out nasty good time with actual STONED sex happening, pass on this joint and hit up the following titles to get your fix!
Seymore Butts' High from Europe
Seymore Butts' Jamaican Me High
and of course the epic BLAZED AND CONFUSED trilogy featuring the incomparable Penny Flame.
and check out the awesome BIG BLACK COCK ADDICTION #4 and watch Kaci Starr give thunderhead while smoking some mad chronic!
But throw this shit out with the bongwater! No need for a volume 2 Rob!
P. Weasels (Return to Top)
When I was a young man, events in my life put me on a course that didn’t include drinking or smoking or taking any drugs, and in general I feel like that has worked out for me. Now, though, after watching Bong Load Girls, I kind of wish I had said yes to that girl Emily when she asked me if I wanted to smoke some pot after astronomy class in my first year of college. Judging from what happens in Bong Load Girls after you smoke some pot, I missed a sure bet.... Read the Full Review!
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