Batman XXX - A Porn Parody

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December 30, 2010

Reviewer: Customer Review

Holy porno Batman!!!!! Batman XXX A Porn Parody, is leagues ahead of any porn film I have ever seen, it is funny, sexy, well made, well acted, loyal to the TV series it is trying to spin off and at no point dos it ever take itseld too seriously. I hope this is the first of many Batman porno parodies, someone tell Vivid to make more.

December 30, 2010

Reviewer: Customer Review

Let's hear it for what has got to be the porn film of the year. Batman: a XXX porn parody is an absolute scream and that's down to perfect performances from the cast and a loving homage to the campy Batman series of the 60's. Each character just nails their part: Dale DaBone captures the square-jawed heroism of Batman like he was born for it, while James Deen is the eager, naive sidekick that Robin always was. Add in 2 great villains, the Joker and the Riddler, played by 2 of the greatest porn actors of the last decade in Randy Spears and Evan Stone, plus porn sensation Tori Black as Catwoman and Lexi Belle as Batgirl and you have a recipe for success.

There's no need to worry about the quality of sex scenes here either. After seeing the Riddler give Bruce Wayne's fiancee (Kimberly Kane) a comprehensive seeing to after he's kidnapped her, you'll know that no-one's forgotten that great porn films still require scorching sex scenes. Kimberly Kane's ass and fanny are thoroughly riddled by the Riddler. A little later on, Batman gets drugged by while dancing with gorgeous Alexis Texas in a club. Alexis has full control over him, and enjoys the fact that she can do what she wants with the Batman, including an absolutely amazing deep throat blowjob. With Batman now captured, we see that the Joker is the mastermind behind it all, with the help of the Riddler and Catwoman. Catwoman doesn't want to kill Batman, she just wants to fuck him and his sidekick.

Meanwhile, Robin has been joined by Batgirl and together they find their way to the Joker's lair. They watch as the Joker fucks a couple of his female minions and while Robin is shocked by the sight of people having sex, Batgirl is turned on and soon seduces Robin who is eager to show that he's not called "wonder boy" for nothing. After another great sex scene, the duo are too tired to notice they're being watched, and soon they are tied up alongside Batman and his fiancee. While the Joker and the Riddler argue over who to kill first, Catwoman takes it upon herself to free Batman which then sets off a hilarious fight, complete with "Pows!" and "Kapows!" as the super heroes finally defeat the arch criminals. With the Joker and the Riddler finally taken away, Catwoman is left with Batman and Robin. At first, Batman is unconvinced by Catwoman's act of charity, but he looks at Robin and says "perhaps there is a compromise". Robin's hopeful response says it all, "Holy threesome Batman?". And so the scene is set for a another molten merging of horny superheroes as Robin buries his face in Catwoman's ass while she sucks off Batman and then they take it in turns to fuck the beautiful babe.

This is just great stuff. The look and the feel of the original series is captured perfectly here, right down to the 60's soundtrack. Mix in the hot sex, pitch perfect direction and inspired casting and you have the film that will definitely win all the awards next time round and it will be totally deserved. Very highly recommended.

December 30, 2010

Reviewer: Customer Review

This is the best porno ever made!!!!! Watch it now. The costumes are great the sex is fantastic, this was one of my boyhood fantasies, and it has now come true. Tori Black as catwoman is a show stealer. If you only ever watch one porno, watch this one.