Hustler's Mr. Beaver Checks In #9

Female Looks- A
Male Looks- B
Sex- A
Plot/Acting- A
Extras- A
A/V Quality A
Time- 120
Company- {hustler}
Director- [Dick Beaver]
Cast- Dick Beaver and 8 Hungarian fuck princesses.

Review-

I normally like to give you a description of all the girls in the video. I also like to give you their names and a little bio on each of them. However, Hustler did a good job finding some obscure foreign babes for this movie. In fact, I would be willing to bet that this is the only American porn appearance for many of them. You see, the majority of this film was filmed in Finland. So, with the exception of Dick Beaver, these girls are not native to American porn. I guess that is why Hustler didn't even list off their names for the movie.

As you have already read, I rated this movie an A. That isn't easy to cum by. So, what did Mr. Beaver offer that separated this movie from the others? Well, there was a lot that made this movie special. We'll start at the beginning. I put this movie into the DVD, and I am greeted by one of those phone sex advertisements. Usually these ads are a waste of time. However, this little advertisement starred a cute little barely legal babe who promised to "swallow your cum." The advertisement was HOT. Just watching that gave me a hard cock. Man, I couldn't wait for the rest of this video.

Then we had a rather elaborate menu of options. The menu was interactive and starred Dick Beaver. If you have ever seen the DVD menu for Austin Powers, I would compare it to that. Funky 60's music chirped in the background, Dick danced like a goof, and colored peace signs with naked girls pass in the background of the menu. It was actually pretty cool. Dick interactively described all the features, and then you could pick what you would like to see. I checked out the previews first. There were some good ones. Intensive Anal and the Barely Legal series were the best previews on this DVD, and there were plenty to pick from.

I checked out the photos and the web site, but I was mainly interested in seeing the movie. So, I clicked play and away I went. Dick greeted us from Finland. Basically, he took us around the capital and showed us a little of the culture of the country. Although he almost showed us too much about the city, I kind of found it interesting. He actually gave a little history lesson before walking to an observation deck in one of the buildings. There he met one of the local girls. She spoke no English, but she was a cute little lassie. He asked her back to his room, and she shook her head yes. Pretty soon, we see Dick waiting in his room for this young blond to meet with him. He's probably 50 years old, and he sits there in a towel and waits for her to arrive. She does, and then she puts on a towel and they go into their Jacuzzi. She gets naked, and the doorbell rings. She speaks her only words of the movie. "Boyfriend" Poor Dick, is stuck with his dick in the hard place. He hides on the balcony while the blond native and her hard bodied boyfriend get it on. The scene looks like something right out of Benny Hill. He's stuck outside in the cold, wearing nothing but a towel. Pretty soon, he loses his towel, and all he can do is watch the hot girl get fucked as his ass moons a busy street.

Dick travels throughout Finland and Hungary. Hustler also throws in a scene in L.A. In Hungary, Dick picks up a prostitute, and he gets a blowjob while in a taxi. Unfortunately, he ends up being left naked in the country with no money and a hard cock. The poor guy can't buy a break. He does land a little poon in this movie, but for the most part, he experiences a somewhat comical series of sexually frustrating skits. However, he does usually at least get to watch other dudes fuck some hot foreign babes.

The sex in this movie is first rate. There are a large variety of scenes, and a lot of them include anal. I think that it is important for a good porno movie to incorporate some anal sex. I mean, the girl doesn't have to have her butthole turned inside out, but I expect a little anal in every scene of a good movie. This one provides just enough anal sex to make it interesting, but not enough to make you feel like a proctologist.

Anyway, this is a great movie. It is hardcore enough so that it will get any red blooded male hard. It is also good enough in entertainment to watch with the wife or girlfriend.  Collapse.

I normally like to give you a description of all the girls in the video. I also like to give you their names and a little bio on each of them. However, Hustler did a good job finding some obscure foreign babes for this movie. In fact, I would be willing to bet that this is the only American porn appearance for many of them. You see, the majority of this film was filmed in Finland. So, with the exception of Dick Beaver, these girls are not native to American porn. I guess that is why Hustler didn't even list off their names for the movie. ... Read the Full Review!