Jack Venice seems to be stoned all the time. It is possible that he is either constantly sleepy or just doesn't have much of a personality, but it comes across on camera as just plain stoned. However, in spite of the fact that he has the charisma of a cinder block and seems to have no feel at all for the right time to ask for a look at somebody's tits, he pulls in the girls, although it is significant that at no time in the film do we see anybody just agreeing to have sex with him while he's propositioning them. There is one girl in the "lost footage" who tells him she won't do porn, but she might fuck him anyway, but most everybody else turns away as soon as he says "porn" or "boobs," even though he says these words with a face like a sleepy little animal. Anyway, Jack and a couple of friends are taking an RV from Milwaukee to Indianapolis in eight days; along the way, they will, in the Shane's World way, get it on as much as they can with as many girls as they can coax into the RV.
First stop, Carbondale Illinois. Alyse, pleasingly ordinary, is a pale, soft little ingénue, the kind of girl you might meet at any party that lets real people in. She and Jack strip down, go down on each other and fuck in a variety of positions, all to the background accompaniment of a roomful of guys playing drinking games and ping-pong. At first, Alyse seems to be a little lost, but by the time they get to RCG, you can see her losing herself in the sensation. In the middle of the scene -- possibly to distance themselves from the rest of the guys (and at least one other girl), who are just talking about random stuff and not standing around baying and high-fiving like a college audience should -- Jack and Alyse move to anther room, where they lay out a blanket and go to it again. Alyse starts making noise here, and she continues to enjoy herself vocally until Jack pops on her belly. We pay a brief visit to the crowd outside, who are heading off to a bar for the rest of the evening, and that's that.
At what Jack says is eight the next morning, he tells us that Alyse has recruited a couple of her friends, who are willing to do a little making out for a hundred dollars each. Jack thinks he'll try to take it a little farther once they get into their scene. Jack has managed to find two Latinas in the middle of snowbound Illinois, a busty brunette and a less well-endowed redhead. Roommates, the two seem reluctant at first -- they have to know what they're there for, but they play it shy. They don't say their names, but a process of elimination using the names on the box cover tells us that one of them is Mona and the other is Yolanda -- which is which is a matter of pure conjecture.
As far as I am concerned, the brunette is Mona and the redhead Yolanda. You will not be surprised to hear that Yolanda and Mona go from "willing to make out a little" almost directly to "giving Jack a double blowjob" with only a token stop at "acting reluctant and pretending to think about it." Far from their original hesitation, both girls are willing to do pretty much everything and anything with Jack, and they proceed to do so. The two girls are hot, but one wonders a little if they might be pros, and not in the acting sense. After Jack shoots on Yolanda's belly, Mona remarks, while chewing gum, that his cum is really watery, a moment that makes me think "hooker."
On to Chicago, and a quest for pussy in clubs and bars. Jack and the boys try their luck at picking up girls on the street, but end up resorting to a strip club, where they pick up Tiffany, a dancer. Like Mona and Yolanda, Tiffany seems like she may not be a stranger to the sex-for-money game -- we know at least that she's a lap-dancing stripper, and she seems a little bored at first -- but her enthusiasm picks up as soon as Jack starts playing with her. She works her own clit while Jack fucks her, and she comes more vocally than anyone else so far. She doesn't flinch when Jack works his thumb into her ass, and she's down for anal later on in the scene. There's not much afterplay when they've finished up, and she departs without much fanfare, reinforcing the feeling that she was in it for the money, not just the fun. Overall, although Tiffany has a nice body and she went for the anal, she rarely smiles, even shyly, and her scene is the weakest on the DVD.
A brief stop at the house of some guys Jack met yields a couple of interesting things -- a jar of moonshine, which to Jack tastes like gasoline, and Renee, a winningly fresh but (for Tennessee, at least) copiously pierced little hottie. After Tiffany, Renee is refreshingly enthusiastic; a cute but unremarkable brunette, she's had sex with thirty or so guys, likes doggie and reverse cowgirl, and has no objection to fucking Jack in a motel room. Once they're in, they get right to work, Jack getting straight to her pierced nipples and landing-strip-shaved pussy, and she going straight for his cock. After a slightly awkward 69, he pounds her in missionary (for the first time in the film, he doesn't use a condom, which is mildly interesting in a why-not? kind of way), which she seems to enjoy a great deal. Her RCG is the high point of the scene, as one would have hoped -- she grinds enthusiastically while she's riding him. Jack's money shot is another high point -- she can't keep her eyes off it, and it almost seems to get her off again when he shoots on her chest. As in the first scene, there's lots of talking and laughing afterward that really leaves you with a definite feeling of reality, of genuine amateur porn, whether or not it actually was.
Back in LA, Jack brings out Rachel Lyn, who he claims to have met at a restaurant he won't name but which is Hooters, and starts making out with her. Charmingly, she requests that they do it without the camera for a little while, and Smokey retreats into the kitchen for as long as it takes for Rachel to end up on her knees sucking cock -- not very long, as it happens. When he returns, we are, as the Latins say, in media res, with Rachel in mid-blow. Jack fucks her tits, which are shapely but ersatz (alone among the racks on the DVD), and strips her down to get to business. She is really cute, and her tits look good in every position but RCG, which is the only position in which they are obviously and egregiously fake. Also alone among the girls, she takes the pop in her mouth. Whether or not she is really a Hooters waitress, she definitely has more of an LA-porn air about her than the rest of the girls, but it doesn't spoil anything.
Like most Shane's World productions, College Amateur Tour #2 is freewheeling and fun. If Jack isn't all that much of a fireball personality-wise, the women are definitely worth the trip. Rachel, Renee and Alyse are lots of fun to watch, at least ostensibly amateur and definitely cute. Mona, Yolanda and Tiffany seem like pros, but not porno pros -- just a little jaded, and not really excited to be having sex with a porn star, which is too bad, but their scenes are still good to watch. So half of the girls in this movie are great, and half are just good -- that's a pretty good count. If you like amateur girls, this is an excellent venue to see some high-end newbies.
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