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Too Cute for Porn? Nope.

By: Val Williams
We've heard the phrase too cute for porn bandied about, and we've given some thought to what it means. Is it possible to be too cute for anything? And by whose standards? There's not even any kind of international standard for what constitutes cute at all, let alone where the bar might be for keeping girls out of porn for being too cute. This is silly. If girls were too cute for porn, they wouldn't be in it, and I couldn't put together a list of women who had to do something else because their cuteness level was prohibitive. These girls are really cute, but too cute for porn? No such thing.
  • Kiki Daire

    1. Kiki Daire

    Tennessee girl Kiki D'Aire is in her early forties these days, and she may or may not still be in porn - she tends to come and go without much fanfare - but even as a certified MILF, she's just as cute as she was when she was a fresh new kid on the block. With wide-set eyes and a guileless smile, Kiki looks like a Disney cartoon princess would look if Disney were in the business of making fuckable princesses. Her body is more like a Ralph Bakshi cartoon, but that's just one more thing to love.

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  • Sunny Lane

    2. Sunny Lane

    I haven't watched all of Sunny Lane's movies - it would be a hell of a chore, with more than two hundred and fifty of them, but I'd still enjoy it - but from the ones I have seen, and there are a lot of those, I can't ever remember her not smiling during a scene. Maybe her face was just shaped like that, but she always looked delighted, and everybody was always delighted with her.

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  • Natasha Nice

    3. Natasha Nice

    With a sweet smile, apple cheeks, bright eyes and a soft, sexy body with curves for days, Natasha Nice is one of porn's most adorable stars. She's performed in nearly four hundred movies since her 2006 debut, managing to avoid superstardom but never lacking for attention or work. Born in France, Natasha has a perfect set of natural boobs, a deep love of sex with men and women, and a fresh enthusiasm that makes her seem jsut as innocent and sweet as she was when she started.

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  • Amai Liu

    4. Amai Liu

    Amai Liu was one of porn's cutest girls during her eight-year career. 4'10" tall and weighing in at an astonishing 74 pounds, Amai followed in the barely visible footsteps of Kitty Yung as the tiniest, cutest girl in the industry. With the body of a slightly chesty tween boy and an adorable smile, Amai made just under a hundred movies, trading on her size and youthful appearance - she also called herself Tiny Tabby - to make herself a tiny little star.

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  • Lupe Fuentes

    5. Lupe Fuentes

    If ever any girl could be legitimately described as too cute for porn, it was Lupe Fuentes, who was 4'11" with a nonexistent chest, sported braces, and looked like she was about twelve years old. She wasn't, but Little Lupe looked it, and for years her appearance allowed people all over the world to pretend they were edging over into the forbidden. They weren't. Eventually, she started calling herself Zuleidy and strapped on a pair of ridiculously bulbous fake tits, which only emphasized her youthful appearance even more.

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