Fap 5 Friday (May 15): Adriana Chechik’s Anus Edition
Welcome to the Fap 5, Gamelink’s weekly list of our bestsellers as purchased by you, our beloved customers.
It’s official: the star of this week’s FAP 5 is Adriana Chechik. She’s in 60 percent of the movies, and each one of those movies is about a little tiny hole that she somehow makes look very big. The other two movies feature a perennial favorite transsexuals! and a new fad: getting fluid-bonded with someone not related by .
What better way to ease into this week’s onslaught of lust and debauchery than with the gentle, nurturing fuckfest that only a stepmother can provide It’s
In case you weren’t aware, the Mommy And Me series isn’t for haggard and unshowered alcoholic moms to play pattycake on the low-pile shag carpeting of the local public library with their squalling tots while you’re there trying to steal internet. Instead, it presents a series of believable vignettes in which stepmoms seduce their precocious, big-nippled 18-to-19-year-old stepdaughters while Dad’s away. Just in time for Greek Orthodox Mother’s Day!
Down from Number Two last week, I like to think this is something you’d see backstage at Cirque Du Soleil: It’s
What happens when you combine what the Romans knew as the Dirt Star with athleticism? Jay Sin gets down and dirty in a porn star’s dirtiest of places which, if you really want to go there, is way cleaner than most other people’s. Think about it: Porn stars have very hygienic asses. Take a hint, America!
Our Fap 5 Threeway is also our Title of the Week:
‘MIKE ADRIANO’S ASSHOLE THERAPY’
OK, there’s a reason that a Mike Adriano ass-based movie is in our countdown nearly every week. People like the ass, Mike Adriano likes the ass, and the women he finds like fearless anal superstar Adriana Chechik can do things with her ass that seem like ancient astronauts taught her in their spaceships made of ass. How is this different from every other ass-based movie? Simple: Other asses.
We now come to Number Two, which is about the ass, too. To, Two, Too: Keep doing verbal gymnastics like that and EVERYONE’s gonna give up the A.
WHAT?! Another movie about the anus starring Adriana Chechik, and this time with her alone on the cover, greased and naked, pointing her ass at us while clicking her heels like the Wicked Witch of The Ass Sign me up. There are some movies you can find usually in Germany wherein women do the same things Adrianna Chechik is doing in this movie. But frankly they don’t look as good doing them. And that’s what porn is all about, right? If I wanted to see unattractive people fucking, I’d hang out at the bathroom in the library.
Finally, our Top of the Faps this week again puts transsexuals on the pedestal:
‘JOEY SILVERA’S SHE-MALE IDOL 5: THE AUDITIONS’
You know, when there isn’t a transsexual title at Number One I feel a little sad, frankly. Last week, when Jesse’s Alpha Female was on top I thought: What if Jesse were a tranny? Then I thought: Am I supposed to use the word tranny anymore? Then I was like: But don’t many transsexual porn stars refer to themselves as trannies? Isn’t this America? Don’t we get to say what we want, even if we’re full of shit? Speaking of that, there is nothing in She-Male Idol that remotely resembles American Idol, and for that you can thank Joey Silvera.
