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“Family United”: Athletic, but Sometimes Unsporting

By: P. Weasels


Family United

"Family United" sounds like a soccer team from an especially liberal British town, but it turns out this isn't a sporting event, except in that it features what used to be called sporting girls in the Haymarket. That was before your time. At any rate, there are six lovely women…

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Family United Movie Details

Title: Family United
Studio: Girlsway
Director: Stills By Allan
Stars: Hannah Hartman India Summer Casey Calvert Jelena Jensen Nikki Daniels August Ames
Overall Rating:

4 stars

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"Family United" sounds like a soccer team from an especially liberal British town, but it turns out this isn't a sporting event, except in that it features what used to be called sporting girls in the Haymarket. That was before your time. At any rate, there are six lovely women mixed together in various family-ish combinations in this new Girlsway production, and I'm sure you'll love them as much as you have all the rest. Family United and Other Stories Scene 1 with Hannah Hartman, and India Summer   Takes Two to Tango features India Summer explaining to stepdaughter Hannah Hartman that porn isn't realistic and you can't expect real life to be like that, after which they engage in some porn. I can't vouch for its realism, never havng been an incestuous lesbian, but when India brings out the vibrator and shows Hannah how to masturbate, it looks pretty genuine to me. Family United and Other Stories Scene 2 with Casey Calvert, and Jelena Jensen In Home Schooled Part 1, Jelena Jensen gets a phone call from the dean telling her that her daughter Casey Calvert has been expelled from school, which in any other movie would necessitate a trip to the office to fuck Casey back into class, but here it makes for a harsh talk about the realities of life and then some crazy, angry lesbian fucking. I wish my truancy had been so easily solved. Family United and Other Stories Scene 3 with Hannah Hartman, Nikki Daniels, and India Summer In Takes Three to Tango Part 2 - as usual, Girlsway plays it fast and loose with the titles of their vignettes - India calls in her sister Nikki Daniels to help explain more about lesbian lovin' to Hannah Hartman. Nikki and India put on a show for the budding lesbian, who does exactly what you would do while she watches, until they invite her to join in. Family United and Other Stories Scene 4 with Casey Calvert and Jelena Jensen Home Schooled Part 2 sees Casey Calvert setting up a blackmail scheme to catch her mom doing what moms shouldn't do with daughters, and the tables are turned. This time, Casey's in charge, and it's Jelena who has to go along with the blackmail or be exposed. Actually, she ends up pretty exposed anyway. Family United and Other Stories Scene 5 with August-Ames, Nikki Daniels, and India Summer   In Family United, the final vignette, Nikki Daniels and India Summer come home to an empty house and start wondering where the girls are; August Ames is the only one to show up, just when India and Nikki are talking about how busy their lives are. August has just gotten back from Flaming Man in the desert. If you need any proof that porn is not the same as reality, it is that August is neither filthy, dehydrated, or exhausted. In fact, she is clean enough that both India and Nikki can lick every inch of her and not get their tongues gritty.
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P. Weasels has been working in various aspects of the porn industry since 1997, and has been a fan since 1975. He has also worked in the videogame and comic-book industries. In his spare time, he performs as a storyteller at various events in the San Francisco Bay Area and looks for things to do in the San Francisco Bay Area that will make for good stories. He has written for Gamelink, Kink.com, and the San Francisco Chronicle, and wishes he had spent more time playing baseball as a kid, because he thinks he would have made a good catcher. Email if you want to hear his idea about a great escort agency.