Jules Jordan’s Platinum Pussy: No Jules, But Lots of Pussy

Platinum Pussy doesn’t sound on the face of it like it’s going to be an interracial movie, but once you find out it’s directed by Prince Yahshua and that it says ALL INTERRACIAL on the cover, the game’s up. I also thought maybe it was all about platinum blondes, or at least blondes with platinum pussy hair, but there’s not much pussy hair to be seen here, and what there is of it isn’t blonde. No, the platinum here is all about how white the girls are, presumably in contrast to the Prince himself.

Yahshua’s bone-tired after a double shift at work, and all he wants to do is take a little on the couch, but Anikka Albrite is positive she can find a way to pep him up, and wear him out further. Anikka’s the only actual platinum blonde in the movie, and the only superstar, and she knows exactly how to deal with a bone-tired man. Prince Yahshua wakes up pretty quick – the lure of that grade-A pussy, not to mention her ass, is stronger than any fatigue. He pops out of her ass after a frantic fuck and explodes in her mouth.

Savana Styles is a tawny blonde with a bouncy ass, a nice flank tattoo, and a disturbing inclination to lick a mirror. Can’t explain that one, but if she showed up at my house in that outfit and said she was going to do to me what she does to Prince Yahshua, I’d let her lick everything in the house if she wanted to. Savana is French Canadian, and maybe they have different customs up there. She’s bouncy and noisy, and she likes sucking cock, and although she doesn’t take his giant dong in her ass, neither one of them seems to miss it. She does relish the facial she gets, though.

Aria Alexander, a sexy brunette, has some elaborate lingerie on; cavorting outside by the pool is fun for a while, but she heads indoors to preen in front of the mirror, and when that turns her on so much that she just has to play with her pussy on the couch, she’s in a perfect place for Prince to find her wanking when he comes home from work. Considerately, he wants to take a shower before he gets all over her, and she takes the time to strip, which is good because he doesn’t give her any free time when he gets back before the action starts. It’s fast, rough, and hard, and he leaves handprints on her ass and jizz on her face.

Katrina Jade has nothing better to do than strut around the house fondling herself and looking hot, and that’s okay by me. She’s pretty spectacular, with slinky black lingerie and lots of sexy tats, and a collar with her name on it; she’s got nice natural tits, pierced nipples, and a knack for sucking cock that would make anybody stand to attention. When Prince gets home from work – what the hell is he doing, anyway? – she’s so starved for dick that she practically cries for it, and she loves the fucking she gets and the creampie that results.

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