Village Sluts: What You Wouldn’t Give to Live in That Village

Alix Lynx‘s boyfriend won’t stay home from work to fuck her in Help the Homeless, she heads out to roam the roads in search of solace; she finds it in the form of Chad White, a dirty homeless guy who’s actually pretty presentable. She gives him a bath (speaking of half-assing things, there’s no water in the tub) and then strips down to let him know her real motives for bringing him home. She needs to get laid, and she’s willing to suck some dirty homeless cock to get what she wants. He’s surprised but game, and she fucks him in RCG, cowgirl, doggy, and missionary before taking a load on her big fake tits.

The Wives Escort Club does us the favor of having Part One in the title, so we know that the adventure with Jessa Rhodes has some legs. The bored, rich housewives of the tale have lots of free time and short attention spans, but when Kalina Ryu drops by Jessa’s house to introduce herself and Jessa forgets she’s there and spends half an hour fucking Johnny Castle, she wonders what’s going on. It turns out that the wives in the neighborhood are whores, and they want Kalina to join in their whoring. She doesn’t sneak up stairs to watch Jessa and Johnny fucking, but her curiosity is piqued.

Speaking of whores, Jaclyn Taylor is slutty enough that it’s obvious she’s going to fuck the butler in Caught with the Butler; really, the only question is who is going to catch them. W know it’s not Xander Corvus, because he’s the butler. Really, the only other candidate is her husband, who doesn’t get a credit, but since he’s on the couch in front of the game while Xander’s fucking his wife, his name doesn’t really matter. If he were awake, he’d see his wife getting her huge fake boobs bounced around in every possible position, but he misses out, even though he wakes up just in time for the money shot, which he misses due to his head being cloudy from the mickey Jaclyn slipped him. So “Caught with the Butler” is really kind of a misnomer. Pretty Nasty tricked us!

The sad and unfulfilled promise Caught with the Butler is partially redeemed by Part Two of The Wives Escort Club, in which the wives are sort of escorts. Well, they’re sluts, anyway, and Kalina, who we last saw protesting that she couldn’t possibly cheat on her husband, is somehow ready to give it up to Damon Dice, a john looking for some action. He latches on to her immediately, and she hesitates barely at all, playing coy but getting into the swing of things with very little difficulty. She sucks stranger cock enthusiastically for a neophyte, doesn’t even ask him to use a condom, has no objection to him holding her down by the neck while he’s fucking her, so she’s clearly used to the kind of sex that results in her being covered in jizz, which is lucky, because it turns out her new friend Jessa is a lot more madam than dilettante.

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