Penny just dumped her boyfriend for cheating. Leonard sees his chance to make a move and eventually she agrees to give him as shot. She tells him to take her right now, blowing all of his circuits as she pulls her panties aside.
Leonard asks Amy to help him learn Japanese, but Amy cuts through the bullshit and suggests they just get it on as she takes off her shirt. Leonard tries to stay loyal to Penny but Amy points out that fellatio isn't the same as fucking.
Penny and Leonard ask Sheldon to move out so they can be alone but Leonard signed an agreement stating that if he asked Sheldon to move out over a girl, Sheldon would get to have sex with the girl while Leonard watched.
Howard is trying to get with Bernadette but his mom has serious boundary issues. Bernadette tells him to put two bags of sleepy time tea into his mom's cup. He agrees, then rejoins Bernadette to find her deckled out in lingerie!
