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BEST ACTRESS - VIDEO - Janine Lindemulder

From the award-winning director, Joone, comes the biggest epic in the history of adult films: the electrifying Pirates.

This swashbuckling adventure follows a deadly sea chase between a villainous pirate (Tommy Gunn) and a philandering pirate hunter (Evan Stone) through the bloody waters of the Caribbean Sea. This booty is filled with skeleton warrior swordplay, dirty pirate whores, awe-inspiring Incan magic, Jesse Jane in her first girl/girl scene with Janine and Carmen Luvana, grandiose sea battles, and ten of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema!

DVD Features:
  • Special 3 Disc Set
  • Collector's Edition
  • Standard DVD/HD DVD
  • 16x9 Widescreen Format
  • Chapter Index
  • Photo Gallery
  • Audio Commentary With The Stars
  • True 5.1 Surround Sound
  • Behind The Scenes
  • Visual FX Making Of
  • HD Version/Behind the Scenes
  • Pirates Short
  • Bios
  • Trailers
  • Bloopers
  • Casting Video
  • Playable Worldwide

Runtime (Stream, Download): 129 minutes

Studio: Digital Playground

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Customer Reviews
- December 30, 2010
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At long last, an adult film with a decent storyline and some great acting. My missus enjoyed every minute of it. If I have to find any faults, they would be that most of the starring breasts were silicone, and I was surprised not to see a one woman and 2 guy scene.(something my other half would have enjoyed watching). Well worth every penny. If anyone can reccomend a film with a good storyline and such good acting then please let me know as we are both looking forward to seeing another one as good as this one.

- December 30, 2010
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I had been searching around quite a few sites to find a good porno to buy, one that had a good outline & setting to it & some amazing, gorgeous pornstars in it, & I found it, if this isn't the film then I dont know what is, this film deserved every award it got, cant wait for Pirates 2! ;)

- December 30, 2010
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I surprised myself watching this because i cant uasually sit through any type of film but i my eyes would not move away from the screen. Starts off great with Carmen Luvana, carries on with the likes of Evan Stone/Austyn Moore and Janine/Tommy Gunn. Not to mention that i was laughing through it because of what a good and funny actor Evan Stone can be. Well done Joone

- December 30, 2010
Reviewed By: Customer Review

I usually find myself using the fast forward button on most film but I was glued from beginning to end. To actually watch something that has a storyline. Simply amazing and totally erotic. I would highly recommend this dvd.

- December 30, 2010
Reviewed By: Customer Review

i bought over 100 hours of porn dvds to look at for this article i was doing.they got hellish boring after the first one.then i got a copy of PIRATES from Digital Playground.wow and friggin' aye matees.Pirates is a wicked cool adult movie with excellent special effects and a descent story line.not surprisingly it swep the adult film awards.Pirates comes with a sweet case containing 3 dvd disks.the first is Pirates the feature movie,the seconed disk is behind the scenes and all about the special effects,bloopers etc.aditionally you get a third disk which is formatted for high def set ups or your pc. Pirates features some of the hottest babes in porn today.the ultra-foxyJesse Jane,the return of Janine,Carmen Luvana adjectives escape me this chick is so hot,Devon and my personal favorite Miss Teagan Presley.there's a dude named Even Stone.....the man just ain't normal.that's all i'm sayin' about this guy...he's huuuuuge. Pirates is funny,sexxy,exciting ,it makes a great seconed date movie!there is a scene , remeniscent of the old sinbad movies, in which our heros are battling an army of skeleton pirates.i loved that scene.the effects were great. considering all the crappy boring porn that's flooded the market, Digital Playgrounds' producer JOONE has created a benchmark for the industry.Pirates is the first of the new era of adult film.a break away from the standard 6 skanky sex scenes of disinterested strippers and hookers gettin' pounded in the ole' starfish for some quick coke money.all the girls in Pirates are pure adult industry professionals and are lovin' every minute of it .oh, they do it all sooo well. Digital Playground spent the time and considerable cash and effort to create a full on movie going experience.even the sound is incredable!the camera angles and aggressive enthusiasm of the girls is just plain impressive.when you go back to old porn after seeing Pirates...well they are just boring boring old crap by comparison.Pirates has ruined me for cheap porn.but i don't mind putting out the extra few quid to see awsomly beautiful girls doin' what they do better then the rest.if you are going to buy an adult film,may as well get one that you will enjoy over and over again eh.the best news is there is going to be a Pirates part two!!!!i have already offered my services. Pirates features a 3 disk set,16:9 widescreen format,fx making of,audio commentary with stars,true 5.1 surround sound,behind the scenes,bloopers,casting video,bio's,trailers...it's bloody loaded! .-T.MacSHROOM

- December 30, 2010
Reviewed By: Customer Review

There is no doubt that this is a top quality production. Good storyline, well, brilliant storyline, I actually looked forward to the acting parts to see how the plot developed. Jesse Jane and Carmen Luvana steal the show. Their scene together is the best girl-girl I have ever seen. Beautiful women all over the place, very erotic and beautifully shot sex scenes (the candlelight lighting really works well), some good comedic moments and the acting aint that bad. My only annoyance with this film is that Teagan Presley is not in it much, and when she is, she doesn't do much. They just seem to have given her a minor role for the sake of increasing sales. Considering I am a big Teagan fan and I wouldn't have bought this if she wasn't in it, this really annoyed me. The film loses points for that. If you're not a huge Teagan fan, it's a masterpiece. If you are a big Teagan fan, you're gonna be very disappointed with her involvement (to the point that you wish she wasn't even in it), but delighted with the rest of it. Put it this way, I would have given this film full marks if Teagan hadn't been so badly underused aswell as undermined in this film. I would recommend this film to everyone except die-hard teagan presley fans.

- December 30, 2010
Reviewed By: Customer Review

Everything about Pirates is instantly likeable. The story is extremely well written, the sex scenes are classy and the acting isn't predictably awful. I would recommend this DVD to anybody who likes a point to their porn. I can guarantee you won't be skipping the story to get to the sex.

- December 30, 2010
Reviewed By: Customer Review

Avast ye swabs! Pirates has finally arrived in the UK but does it live up to the hype? We know that money has been chucked at it, all the gorgeous stars are in it, there are 3 DVD's that come in the box set, there are High Definition facilities, a wealth of extras and it's directed by Joone who seems to have come out of nowhere to direct some of the best adult films of the last couple of years. The film is loosely based on Pirates of the Caribbean but there are other knowing ripoffs from other films which are humorously blended into it.

First and foremost, is this a film you can watch without using the fast forward button? Most definitely and this is down to likeable performances, a proper sense of story and a whole lot of good humour. Evan Stone absolutely revels in the role of the heroic, clueless Captain Edward who knows little about boats but wants to be known as the conqueror of pirates; his escapades with the prostitutes of Scabbard Island are a laugh riot and an erotic one at that. Jesse Jane as his first mate is the brains and knowledge aboard ship and she also knows how to keep the crew happy. She gives a surprisingly strong sexual performance and doesn't shirk her acting duties - is she the one to take the mantle of top porn star from that other JJ? Tommy Gunn as Captain Signetti is appropriately bitter and twisted as he searches for immortal power, doing such graceful things as tossing Carmen Luvana overboard and running through a priest with the business end of his scimitar. Janine is perfectly cast as his lustful killing machine sidekick who starts developing compassion which leads to an awesome and hilarious scene with Tommy as each of them try to prove how bad they are.

The right atmosphere is generated by having good, authentic looking costumes, natural lighting wherever possible and some great sets that help keep the suspension of disbelief intact. The plotting, while predictably convoluted, is still worthy and each character gets to have their moment of glory and lust. Talking of lust, the sex in this is about medium heat, but given the pirate context and strong story, this adds masses to the eroticism factor (after all, how many X rated pirate films have you seen?!). In all, there are about 6 sex scenes and 3 all girl scenes to be had. Look out for the loving tribute to Raiders of the Lost Ark as Captain Edward and his crew escape from the island near the end of the film!

So having been not too sure what to expect I find myself pleasantly surprised by how good and entertaining this is. It looks fantastic, but more importantly it has some soul and that's down to the skill and love of the makers and some downright funny and likeable performances by all involved. Highly recommended.

Professional Reviews
- October 24, 2006
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I've watched Pirates twice, the first time straight through, which proved that the script, acting, and directing is better than a lot of the straight-to-video movies put out these days. I was annoyed at first by how much plot there was in between sex scenes and by how short those sex scenes were, but on the second viewing I went straight to the fucking and found that, while short and slick, most of the scenes were energetic and hot due to passionate performers and decent camera angles. For hardcore porn, the plot-to-sex ratio is terrible, but what fucking there is satisfies when isolated. And as just a movie Pirates is surprisingly watchable. So you have to approach it based on what you want. Don't view it straight through with your dick out in anticipation of wall-to-wall sexing - use scene select for that. But watching it as an enjoyable B- (or maybe C-) movie with some hardcore boning? Perfect....

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