Lucky Seventeen: Sláinte, Boys and Girls

By: Val Williams

So we're having this big sale for St. Patrick's Day, but the truth is that as with drinking and wearing green, you really don't have to sport a Hibernian pdigree to take advantage of the joys of an Irish holiday. Our big-ass Doc Johnson sale, seventeen percent off of seventeen of the doctor's most enjoyable products on the seventeenth. That's all the seventeens we really have to offer, but isn't it enough?

  • All Star Porn Stars - ULTRASKYN™ Pocket Pal - Dana DeArmond - Pussy

    1. All Star Porn Stars - ULTRASKYN™ Pocket Pal - Dana DeArmond - Pussy

    One of the sexiest women ever to take on a room full of horny guys in porn can be yours tonight! This perfect hand-held stroker has been molded directly from from Dana's naughty bits just for you, capturing every detail of her hot little box. Made of Feel Real material, Dana's stroker measures 5.70" long and is stretchy enough to accommodate the biggest of tools. Ultimate fantasies come true with this plush, tight, textured tunnel - its deep, pleasurable suction action has been designed for easy one-handed use, and it's made from phthalate-free ULTRASKYN™, the most lifelike material in the world.

  • American Bombshell™ - Bunker Buster

    2. American Bombshell™ - Bunker Buster

    The Bunker Buster never leaves an orgasm behind! This enormous 10.7" dong is heavily ribbed for your pleasure. The thick head flares to a full 10" circumference before tapering to the 9" circumference shaft. The Bunker Buster, which comes in both a festive cherry bomb color and gunmetal silver, features a suction cup base that allows you to secure it to almost any smooth, flat surface. Looking to play with the big boys? The Bunker Buster is for you! Made of body-safe PVC, the Bunker Buster is phthalate-free.

  • American POP! - Icon - 6

    3. American POP! - Icon - 6" Slim Dong with Balls

    Art collectors, take note: the American POP! collection is here to jazz up your sex life, starting with the Icon! A revolutionary mix of whimsy and sexiness, this vibrant dildo is a classic 6 inch dick with balls, rendered in exciting pop art-inspired colors - blue, pink, purple, and eye-popping yellow - and modern materials. Platinum Premium Silicone is the highest-quality and most hygienic material used in the adult novelty industry, and it's what we use to create handcrafted, American-made products like the Icon every day. Icon is compatible with the Vac-U-Lock interchangeable sex system’s harnesses and accessories as well as most o-ring harnesses, and comes with a removable Vac-U-Lock suction cup base. With a total length of 6.5" (16.51 cm) and a circumference of 5.25" (13.34 cm), the Icon is built to satisfy without being intimidating.

  • CANDiLAND™ SENSUALS - Night of Indulgence Kit

    4. CANDiLAND™ SENSUALS - Night of Indulgence Kit

    Celebrate your special erotic occasion with a trip to the CandiLand Sensuals Candi Shoppe! Be a mouth-watering irresistible treat to satisfy your lover with every decadent lick and bite. Go ahead, give in...indulge! Zero calories, and 100% delightfully romantic, everything in the the Night of Indulgence Kit is free from parabens and sugar, body-safe and vegan-friendly. The kit includes Cinnamon Bun Body Icing, Strawberry Bon Bon Glide, Marshmallow Fluff Kissable Love Dust, 100 Red Rose Petals, and a soft powder puff made to apply the contents to you or your lover!

  • Crystal Jellies® 6

    5. Crystal Jellies® 6" Anal Starter

    Doc Johnson's Crystal Jellies Anal Starter is a soft and flexible erotic tool for anal enjoyment. The realistic head and veined, slender shaft are ideal for beginners, and the flared base makes the toy safe for anal exploration. No bedroom should be without this classic! Made from non-phthalate body safe material, which includes Doc's proprietary Sil-A-Gel formula. Sil-A-Gel is an antibacterial compound that we add to all of our Made-in-the-USA products. It is not a coating or a separate material. It is added into our material in the raw mixing phase so that the antibacterial agents are actually ingrained in the product and will not wash away with use. Sil-A-Gel helps stop the spread of unwanted and potentially harmful bacteria forming on your favorite products.

  • Crystal Jellies® 8

    6. Crystal Jellies® 8" Ballsy Cock with Suction Cup

    Doc Johnson's 8" Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock is a beautiful dong with a prominent head and bulging veins down the shaft. The shaft is firm yet flexible and the suction cup base makes solo play even more fun! Available in Pink, Clear and Purple, the Ballsy Cock is made from non-phthalate body safe material, which includes Doc's antibacterial Sil-A-Gel formula. the Ballsy Cock is also compatible with O-Ring harnesses.

  • GoodHead™ Oral Delight Gel - 5 Pack

    7. GoodHead™ Oral Delight Gel - 5 Pack

    Variety is always a good thing, and Doc Johnson's Good Head sampler pack takes oral sex to an entirely new level with five delicious oral pleasure gels. Each of these gels features a realistic flavor with a touch of light sweetness that enhances oral play. They're free from parabens and designed for both guys and girls - pick your favorite and enjoy a fresh new taste with someone special. This sampler pack contains Mystical Mint, Sweet Strawberry, Juicy Passion Fruit, Wild Cherry, and Sexy Cinnamon. You'll find something to love, and the convenient sample sizes give you an easy way to experiment.

  • GoodHead™ - ULTRASKYN™ Helping Head

    8. GoodHead™ - ULTRASKYN™ Helping Head

    Sometimes, you need a helping hand. Meant to be worn around the penis and used as a BJ assistant, this simple but stimulating sleeve is firm and fleshlike, with a textured interior that makes a delicious change from the same-old same-old of a handful of lube. The clear TPE Helping Hand, with a length of 2.3 inches, and a stretchy 1.7 inch diameter, can also be used with a partner to add stimulation to blowjobs and handjobs. Enjoy!

  • iVibe™ Select - iWand

    9. iVibe™ Select - iWand

    The iVibe Select iWand elevates the classic wand massager from toy box staple to multidimensional pleasure tool. In addition to the 7 vibrating and pulsating massage patterns designed to optimally excite, the silicone iWand features a gentle warming effect that slowly heats the silicone wand head to a pleasurable, body-safe temperature. iWand can be used with the warming and vibrating modes enabled together or one at a time. Made of luxurious premium silicone, With a total length of 10 inches and a diameter of 1.75 inches, the iWand - which comes in pink or purple - is also USB rechargeable, so you never run out of batteries.

  • Kitten and Cougar Double End Sleeve - Jessie Andrews / Julia Ann

    10. Kitten and Cougar Double End Sleeve - Jessie Andrews / Julia Ann

    Handcrafted from Ultraskyn, for the ultimate feel, this amazing double-ended fuck toy has been molded directly from Jessi Andrews' and Julia Ann's pussies. It's the perfect hand-held size with a plush stimulating internal texture, phthalate-Free and body-safe. If you've always wanted the best of older and younger women at once in a delightful threesome experience, here's your chance!

  • Men's Pleasure Wand

    11. Men's Pleasure Wand

    This revolutionary product is both a prostate massager and a scrotum massager all in one! The ergonomically correct shape provides easy handling, and the modern and unique design provides a great fit to a man's body without taking up too much space. A remote pack allows you to cycle through four speed settings, while the powerful vibrations are conducted directly to the prostate and testicles through the cleverly outlined shaft. Five inches long, with an insertable length of 4 1/4 inches, and a circumference of three inches at its widest point, the Pleasure Wand is a special treat for any man.

  • Mood™ Exciter Stroker

    12. Mood™ Exciter Stroker

    Double your pleasure with the Mood Exciter. This stretchy, ergonomically designed UR3 stroker features 2 entryways - a luxurious fuck tunnel and a smaller, tighter tunnel at the opposite end, and plush massage beads throughout. Its unique design makes it easy to flip it, switch your grip, and alter your pleasure mid-jackoff session. Find what works best for you, at a great price! The Exciter measures 5" long with a 2.85" wide un-stretched, and it comes in blue, frost, orange, and purple. Made in the USA!

  • Mood™ Naughty 3 - Small 3

    13. Mood™ Naughty 3 - Small 3"

    Get naughty when the mood strikes! Made of 100% Silicone so it's body-safe, easy to clean, and made to last a lifetime with proper care. Tapered for the body, and perfect for men and women alike. Whether you're an anal novice or a seasoned pro, these Mood Buttplugs are perfect for play! The Mood Naughty measures 3" long and is .75" in width, and it comes in black and pink.

  • Mood™ Powerful 7-Function - Small

    14. Mood™ Powerful 7-Function - Small

    Fall in love with the Mood Powerful 7 Function Bullet. It's slim, compact, and sleek, but don’t let the size fool you! The Mood Powerful bullet definitely packs a punch with strong vibrations that will take you to orgasmic ecstasy in no time! The smoky, swirled design and fun colors - black, pink, and purple - only add to the allure of this travel-friendly vibe. And don’t worry, the only noise you'll hear while you use them is your own moaning - these vibes are whisper quiet! Multi-function, waterproof, phthalate-free and latex-free, and easy to clean, the Mood Powerful uses 1 AAA battery (not included).

  • OptiMALE™ Easy-Grip C-Ring Set

    15. OptiMALE™ Easy-Grip C-Ring Set

    Optimize your experience! This set of soft, stretchable silicone c-rings in three sizes offers the same mind-blowing sensations and rock hard, long-lasting erections as our classic design, plus a user-friendly upgrade. The tabbed edges of the OptiMALE Easy-Grip C-Ring Set make it even easier to place the rings where you want them and remove them when you’re done. Made of soft, stretchable silicone, the Easy-Grip rings come in three graduated sizes (1.10" (28 mm); 1.26" (32 mm); 1.40" (35 mm)), with tabbed grip edges to make wearing and removal easy. They delay ejaculation and prolong erection, as well as enhancing girth - and they're phthalate-free and body-safe.

  • The D™ - Shakin' D - Vibrating 9

    16. The D™ - Shakin' D - Vibrating 9" - ULTRASKYN™

    Everybody wants it! A soft, lifelike ULTRASKYN sleeve with a plush contoured head wraps around a powerful multi-speed vibrator to create the Shakin' D. The simple twist control, realistic material, and detailed contours of this 10-inch wonder make it easy to shake, shake, shake your way to an intense climax every time. Handcrafted from ULTRASKYN, for The Ultimate Feel, the Shakin' D, which comes in Caramel, Chocolate, and Vanilla, is phthalate-free, body-safe, and proudly made in America.

    Dimensions: Total Length - 7"; Insertable/Usable Length - 7"; Width/Diameter - 1.5"

  • Tryst Multi-Erogenous Zone Silicone Massager

    17. Tryst Multi-Erogenous Zone Silicone Massager

    Encounter limitless pleasure. The revolutionary Tryst Multi-Erogenous Zone Massager, designed with both men and women in mind, is as versatile as your desire. You can wear the Tryst around the penis as a solo vibrator or partner pleasing c-ring, or use the firm but flexible arms to stimulate the clitoris or nipples. With three powerful motors, seven mind-blowing massage patterns, and separate arm and base controls, TRYST is anything you want it to be. The ergonomic shape provides for maximum comfort, and the beautiful design (available in black or ourple) makes this vibe as much a work of art as a toy. It's water-resistant, made from phthalate-free, body-safe silicone, and includes a USB charger and a black satin storage pouch.

Val Williams