Steak and a Blowjob Day: Good Luck

By: Val Williams
Rather than stop buying into the corporate bullshit of Valentine's day, we men have apparently decided to create a holiday of our own, this one predicated on the idea that we deserve blowjobs and meat as a reward for our diligent attention to our culture's demand that we express our love with diamonds and flowers. Well, you may or may not get what you want on "Steak and a Blowjob Day," but we do wish you the best of luck. In recognition of this occasion celebrating our basest and most selfish urges, though, here are five great blowjob movies. You're going to have to get your own steak, sorry.
  • I Swallow #1

    1. I Swallow #1

    Studio: Rodnievision

    There are a lot of people who think deep-throating is about a woman choking and gagging and quacking on a dick that's being shoved down her neck. For those people, I have two words: Bobbi Bliss. Anyone with a throat can have a cock shoved down it, but it takes someone special to take some of the biggest cocks in porn to the root and swallow them with a smile. I'll take the best cocksucker in porn over the choking, weeping gaggers any day.

    Buy: I Swallow #1

  • Headcase

    2. Headcase

    Studio: Powersville, Inc.

    Jim Powers is a nice guy with a talent for sleaze, and if you like your blowjobs hard, gagging, and sloppy, there's nobody better than Jim to deliver the almost-but-not-quite-nonconsensual facefuckings you crave. Powers skirts the edges of the brutal, but his performers usually give their all. If you want your cocksuckers, including Penny Pax, Jodi Taylor, and Dahlia Sky, to be treated like besieged castles under attack by fleshy battering rams, Powers is your guy, and Headcase is your series.

    Buy: Headcase

  • Jonni Darkko's Sloppy Head

    3. Jonni Darkko's Sloppy Head

    Studio: Evil Angel

    No guy in porn - with the possible exception of Rodney Moore - loves head as much as Jonni Darkko does. However, with all respect to Rodney, whose cheesiness I love beyond almost anything in the industry, Jonni's productions are so much more beautiful and well-produced that there's no comparison. Darkko's blowjob movies run to two or three hours and often feature a dozen or so stars, and while this excellent one has Francesca Le, Aurora Snow, Jandi Lin and nine other amazing peformers, you can pick any of the Sloppy Head series and be just as happy with what you see.

    Buy: Jonni Darkko's Sloppy Head

  • Marie Madison's Cockworship #3

    4. Marie Madison's Cockworship #3

    Studio: Maddy G Productions

    Marie Madison just sucks cock; that's all she does. She does it mostly with her clothes on, which is kind of refreshing, and she does it for long periods of time. She uses her hands and her mouth, and she does it in dozens of movies, and it is nice to see someone who really, really loves what she does. She's a pleasantly average-looking woman, accessible and not porny, and while her movies are occasionally uneven, she has the virtue of sincerity, and you can't beat that. Cockworship 3 is a representative sample of her work, but you could pick up any of her movies and be just as happy.

    Buy: Marie Madison's Cockworship #3

  • Naughty Alysha's All Real Backroom Blowbangs

    5. Naughty Alysha's All Real Backroom Blowbangs

    Studio: Sticky Video

    The phrase "talented amateur" might have been coined to fit Naughty Alysha, the buxom blonde Florida swinger who broke into the porn scene fucking huge toys with Denni O and has gone on to become one of our most beloved pro-am performers. Alysha, not uniquely but certainly more enthusiastically than most, fucks her fans and takes on all comers. This great blowbang feature sees her touring local adult theters and suckng cocks, along with a wingwoman who takes on the overflow.

    Buy: Naughty Alysha's All Real Backroom Blowbangs

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