So a couple of months ago, we did this great interview with Christiana Cinn, the lovely and talented star of well over a hundred movies and web scenes, including treasures like Anal Perfection 7, Anal Cream Pies 2, and Chris Streams’s Anal Investigation (sadly, nothing anal – or even remotely porny – happened during our interview).
There she was, right there on my screen; I was talking with Christiana Cinn via Skype right there in the office – the next best thing to having her sitting at my desk. Appropriately for an office setting, she was demurely dressed. She was not displaying any of the assets that have made her so justifiably a celebrity in the porn world – I couldn’t see her glorious ass, that welcoming and delicious pussy that other girls love so much (they love her ass too), or even her perfect natural 32C tits.
I did see her mouth, which is really nice. In 2018, the least tasteful critical body in porn (the Spank Bank Awards, in case you were wondering, clearly run by high school sophomores) nominated her for Best Dick Sucking Lips, Oral Authority of the Year, and Prettiest Whore Mouth, so you’d think I could have expected some really hot lip stuff, but really all she was doing with it was talking to me, answering questions I had asked her (none of which was “Could you please show me how you give head?”). There was none of the very talented cocksucking action that earned her an AVN nomination for Best Oral Sex Scene in 2018, or the kind of pussy-eating that similarly got her nominated for Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene in the same year.
Anyway, she told me about some stuff – probably what her plans were for 2019, what kind of a teenager she was, how she got into porn, and what her favorite sex act was (although I might not have asked her that last part – she demonstrably likes them all). It was a nice conversation and she was a charming conversationalist, and we had it all recorded so we could cherrypick the best parts for you and put up a video. It was going to be so great.
Mistakes were made.
There’s no point in assigning blame at this late date, even though we all know where it lies. But the practical upshot of the matter is that we don’t have a Christiana Cinn interview for you. We do have a ton of her movies and a molded two-hole adjustable model of her pussy and ass in realistically life-like CyberSkin, which you can pretend is her while you watch her movies. I mean, I think I still got the better end of the deal, though.
