Babysitter Orgy 2: Kids These Days

Look, I don’t mind the babysitter getting up to some shenanigans while the folks are away. Having a boy over, sneaking a smoke, even rummaging in the drawers to find out about your sex toys, your porn, or whatever, these are the time-honored perquisites of the babysitter. Eating the food, but not sneaking any , and lounging around the house watching TV, all of these things are well inside the pale, but an orgy, I can’t countenance that. For one thing, teenagers just don’t pay attention to the furniture. I’m a hundred percent certain there would be stains if the babysitters from Babysitter Orgy 2 were at your house.

Babysitter Orgy 2: Complex? Not so Much

There’s not much to say about Babysitter Orgy 2; it doesn’t seem to have any particular connection to Babysitter Orgy, no intricate plot connections, no lingering emotional residue from whatever happened last time. No, these are just five girls, Alison Rey, Ella Nova, Haley Reed, Jaye Summers, and Kasey Warner, who have just found out that the people who live in the house have arranged for the kids not to be there at all, which technically makes them not even notionally babysitters, just girls who are all alone in a house. And they are not innocent girls. The first thing they do is invite four boys, kind of them to make sure no dick will be left off to the side to entertain itself, over to the house to make the best of the absent parents’ miscalculation. Do I need to explain what happens next? Alison Rey is the instigator, the one who has called the boys in for their workout, and a workout it is.

They pair off immediately, with not even the most basic discussion about who gets who or whether they should ask about STDs. Clearly they have done this before (most likely in Babysitter Orgy, now that I think about it). Hands are in panties, tits are out, pussies are spread wide, and cocks are in mouths before you can say ‘unsupervised teen licentiousness’; one lucky gentleman at the end of the couch has two girls attending to his needs, but very quickly the whole thing, the entire 90+ minutes of the movie, devolves into the kind of randomly ebbing and flowing quagmire of sweaty, sticky Brownian motion that characterizes any good orgy. You’d be hard pressed to keep track of who’s who and who’s doing what, but the constant moans and liquescent sounds of flesh on flesh and body parts penetrating other body parts is a pretty good indicator that the activity never stops. Alison Rey looks cute in her bangs, Ella Nova is lanky and sexy as usual, Haley Reed could make a pot of ramen noodles hard, and all of the girls work the cocks in front of them like professionals. Not professional babysitters, but still. The near-seamless illusion of babysitter sexiness is occasionally marred just slightly by the audible directions from the film crew, but you can’t have everything.