“What’s On Top,” You Ask? “Busty Pin-Ups!” Says Bonnie Rotten

Movie Review of “Busty Pin-Ups!” by Elegant Angel

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“Busty Pin-Ups!”

One thing I appreciate more than almost any other quality in porn is effort. It’s like anything else – if someone takes the time to put a little work into what she’s doing, you have to reward that, which is why I like Bonnie Rotten. You can’t accuse Bonnie of half-assing a project – she’s full-ass the …

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“Busty Pin-Ups!” Movie Details

Title: “Busty Pin-Ups!”
Studio: Elegant Angel
Director: Bonnie Rotten
Stars: Bonnie Rotten Olivia Austin August Ames Vyxen Steele Mercedes Karrera Ramon Nomar Bill Bailey Karlo Karrera
Overall Rating:

4.25 stars
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One thing I appreciate more than almost any other quality in porn is effort. It's like anything else - if someone takes the time to put a little work into what she's doing, you have to reward that, which is why I like Bonnie Rotten. You can't accuse Bonnie of half-assing a project - she's full-ass the whole way. She might not be your thing, but you can't say she doesn't try hard. She's only in one scene of the self-directed "Busty Pin-Ups!" but her stamp is everywhere, from the stylish pinup-style cars and makeup to the non-stop shrieking and moaning. Again, sometimes you might want a break, but you can't ever say Bonnie doesn't deliver what she promises.

Busty Pin-Ups!

August Ames is a tanned, busty brunette with a sexy set of black lingerie and a big red flower in her hair. No, I don't know what kind. I'm not a flowerologist. There is actually someone sitting right next to me in the office who could tell me, but I am not inclined to ask. Flowers aren't my job. August Ames is my job. Either August's Plymouth has broken down or it is some kind of incredible highway predator that has evolved a lure that looks like a hot girl with big tits to entice men like Ramon Nomar, who is slouching shirtless along the roadside looking for just such a girl; If that is the Plymouth's game, it works like a charm, because he takes one look under the hood, slams it shut, says "Should be all right," and buries his face in August's ass. Sucker. Still, the bait seems to be worth it - August is as engaging a lure as I've ever seen, with firm, bouncy tits and a most inviting ass. She's a screamer, and she doesn't slow down until he deposits a load on her tits and chin.

Busty Pin-Ups!

Olivia Austin is a slightly overproduced blonde with a pink flower; although they are nicely enhanced, her tits are just at the lower edge - the underboob, one might say - of what you can really get away with calling busty in porn. Her pinuppy tease sequence is a little shorter than August's was, but she is the bait for a fine piano, not a car, and maybe Bill Bailey needs less convincing. In the middle of a nicely appointed study in brown, Bill makes use of Olivia's firm body, fucking her left, right and center, most notably achieving the act standing up, which can't be easy when you're supporting five feet and seven inches of gyrating blonde. Olivia takes her popshot sprayed across her tits and face.

Busty Pin-Ups!

Finally, Bonnie. She starts her scene with the sleek and predatory Vyxen Steele, a tattooed blonde in chain-enhanced leather, vamping in front of a motorcycle, which is appropriately much more dangerous than a car or a piano. Everything about this scene is a little more dangerous than its predecessors: still in lingerie but eschewing anything so girly as flowers, Bonnie and Vyxen are sporting Rosie the Riveter-style bandannas, and their tease sequence is short as to barely warrant the name. After they get to grips, this is as frenzied a scene as you will ever see, the two of them chewing on each other like a pair of wolverines, sometimes cartoonishly voracious. They claw at, spit on, squirt all over, and slap each other, and grind on a big double-ended dildo, exploding over and over in an insane mess of fluids and noise - it would be oversimplifying things to imply that their cumshots land in any one area. It's the wettest picnic ever.

Busty Pin-Ups!

Mercedes Karrera is wearing a black dress with red lingerie and underpinnings, and her flower is red to match. With Mercedes, we're back to the slightly more extended tease sequence, as she flounces about in the most clothing we've seen yet in this movie. She is in front of a car that looks to me like it might be some ilk of El Camino, although it really doesn't matter; the only appropriate car for this scene would have been a Porsche Carrera, which becomes apparent when Karlo Karrera emerges from the underbrush to take up his position atop Mercedes Carrera. Mercedes is my favorite of the girls in this movie - curvy, dark, with nicely aftermarket tits and an evident hunger for cock that leads her to work hard at getting Karlo's as deep as she can. She makes enough noise to be sexy but not so much as to be a noise polluter, but sacrifices nothing to the moderation.

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P. Weasels has been working in various aspects of the porn industry since 1997, and has been a fan since 1975. He has also worked in the videogame and comic-book industries. In his spare time, he performs as a storyteller at various events in the San Francisco Bay Area and looks for things to do in the San Francisco Bay Area that will make for good stories. He has written for Gamelink, Kink.com, and the San Francisco Chronicle, and wishes he had spent more time playing baseball as a kid, because he thinks he would have made a good catcher. Email if you want to hear his idea about a great escort agency.