Fuck Her if You Can’t Take a Joke: Christian Girl’s First Cock

If you’re the kind of person who finds racial or cultural insensitivity offensive, get ready to be offended at Christian Girl’s First Cock. If you’re a Christian, or at least if you’re a devout Christian, you probably already have some feelings about the title, and you may be expecting to be offended at the idea of a good Christian girl being defiled in a porn movie, but you also might be delighted at the idea of a Muslim girl getting defiled in a porn movie, which is what happens in the first scene. On the other hand, if you’re delighted at that, you’re a really shitty Christian; besides, you’re sitting around watching porn, which means that even if you’re not taking vicious xenophobic pleasure in watching a Muslim girl get fucked, you’re still not that good a Christian in the first place, so you can just get off your high horse.

In “Welcome to America,” Chloe Amour puts on a head-covering and a half-assed fake accent to play the part of an adventurous Muslim girl who heads into a massage parlor in search of cock; she pretends she’s looking for a masseuse, but is happy enough to get Aaron Wilcox, who tries to be as sensitive as he can but is clearly happy when she goes for his cock mid-massage. Again, if you’re offended by cultural insensitivity, you might want to skip this, but if you just want to watch Chloe Amour doing what Chloe Amour does, you’ll be fine.

Massage Virgin – Cassidy Klein‘s mom has sent her to the massage parlor, telling her she has to go through the WHOLE massage, all the way to the end. Marcus London is the lucky masseur who gets his hands on the first-timer. No idea why her mom suddenly relaxed her strict no-boys rule, but she clearly means Cassidy to get some new experiences. Cassidy does, and she learns a lot about having her pussy eaten, getting fucked, and having a load of cum on her belly.

Christian Girl’s First Cock – Ashley Adams‘ mom is another generous woman, booking her a massage with Steven St. Croix at home; her boyfriend isn’t helping her with the home renovation, so her back is sore, and she’s a Christian, so she’s not getting laid either. Steven thinks he can solve the first problem, and she’s got plans for the second. He’s surprised, but he goes along with her plan, letting her explore his cock with her hands, mouth and pussy.

Schoolgirl Crush – Penny Brooks doesn’t know exactly what she wants to do for career day, so she heads to a spa to check out what it might be like to be a makeup artist; they’re closed, though, and the only person left is Tommy Gunn, who only knows massage. He knows a lot about it, and shows her the least professional way to go about it, maneuvering himself into a situation where she gets to give him a handjob, suck his cock, and ride him until he just has to take over and fuck her from behind, eventually shooting on her face.

The Cuddle Bar – John Strong is all out of people to cuddle, his cat is squirmy, and his teddy bear is standoffish, so he tries the Cuddle Bar, where $200 will buy you a naked hour with Zoey Foxx. It’s not just cuddling, though – she tells him he can take her shirt off, take his clothes off, fuck her mouth, fuck her from behind, maul her tits, and cum all over her pussy. I remember cuddling differently, but I guess things are different at a bar.

P. Weasels