“Family United”: Athletic, but Sometimes Unsporting
By: P. Weasels
"Family United" sounds like a soccer team from an especially liberal British town, but it turns out this isn't a sporting event, except in that it features what used to be called sporting girls in the Haymarket. That was before your time. At any rate, there are six lovely women…
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sounds like a soccer team from an especially liberal British town, but it turns out this isn't a sporting event, except in that it features what used to be called sporting girls in the Haymarket. That was before your time. At any rate, there are six lovely women mixed together in various family-ish combinations in this new Girlsway production, and I'm sure you'll love them as much as you have all the rest.
Takes Two to Tango features
explaining to stepdaughter
that porn isn't realistic and you can't expect real life to be like that, after which they engage in some porn. I can't vouch for its realism, never havng been an incestuous lesbian, but when India brings out the vibrator and shows Hannah how to masturbate, it looks pretty genuine to me.
In Home Schooled Part 1,
gets a phone call from the dean telling her that her daughter
has been expelled from school, which in any other movie would necessitate a trip to the office to fuck Casey back into class, but here it makes for a harsh talk about the realities of life and then some crazy, angry lesbian fucking. I wish my truancy had been so easily solved.
In Takes Three to Tango Part 2 - as usual, Girlsway plays it fast and loose with the titles of their vignettes - India calls in her sister
to help explain more about lesbian lovin' to Hannah Hartman. Nikki and India put on a show for the budding lesbian, who does exactly what you would do while she watches, until they invite her to join in.
Home Schooled Part 2 sees Casey Calvert setting up a blackmail scheme to catch her mom doing what moms shouldn't do with daughters, and the tables are turned. This time, Casey's in charge, and it's Jelena who has to go along with the blackmail or be exposed. Actually, she ends up pretty exposed anyway.
In Family United, the final vignette, Nikki Daniels and India Summer come home to an empty house and start wondering where the girls are;
is the only one to show up, just when India and Nikki are talking about how busy their lives are. August has just gotten back from Flaming Man in the desert. If you need any proof that porn is not the same as reality, it is that August is neither filthy, dehydrated, or exhausted. In fact, she is clean enough that both India and Nikki can lick every inch of her and not get their tongues gritty.