Gothic Anal Whores: Dark but not Dreary

Everybody who knows me knows how much I love architecture porn, so you can imagine how excited I was to see a copy of Gothic Anal Whores land on my desk. Who doesn’t want to see a gangbang in a setting characterized by pointed arches, rib vaults, and flying buttresses, together with large windows and elaborate tracery. Of all the potential porn stars that never made it big because their careers were over long before the invention of the camera, my favorites are all from 5th-century East German tribes. Then I looked a little closer, and realized what we’re getting here is actually Goth porn, not Gothic. I’ve been enjoying Joanna Angel‘s work consistently since I first saw her, though, so I’m only a little disappointed. 😉

Arya Fae and Small Hands start off the movie by jumping right into the fucking; this is going to be one of the straightforward hardcore movies instead of one of the funny ones, but we like both kinds when they come from Dahlia Sky is a sassy-looking blonde with perky C-cup tits and a lean, athletic body who obviously likes a hand on her throat – she arches her back as soon as Owen Gray gets his fingers around her trachea – and although the scene starts out slow, she’s got a cock in her ass in no time. Owen gets in her mouth and pussy too, but since this isn’t Gothic Oral Whores or Gothic Vaginal Whores, we all know where the money is. Dahlia doesn’t take as much abuse as Arya did, but she does take a load on her belly, which is refreshingly uncliched.

Chloe Carter and Markus Dupree get to grips even faster than Arya and Small Hands did; when Markus enters the room with no pants on, looking remarkably like he is being led by an invisible leash attached to his dick, it’s not thirty seconds before Chloe is bent over the couch with him pumping into her ass. I like a little more foreplay myself, but I can see how having a raven-haired, inked-up hottie in lingerie would make you want to bury your bone immediately. She’s a noisy little fuck and doesn’t mind being stretched into any number of angles to accommodate Markus, who, in spite of his inventiveness at positions, chooses in the end to shoot on her face.

Eden Sin – slim, brunette, pierced nipples – isn’t covered in tats – she does have a few, but not nearly as many as most of her Burning Angel contemporaries. Tommy Pistol doesn’t care what’s on her skin as long as he can get inside it quickly, and she wants him inside her just as much as he does. She’s a shrieky little thing who likes cock in her ass just as much as in her pussy – the vigor of her fucking is equally robust no matter what hole Tommy is in – and their scene is noisy, sweaty and hard. Tommy pops in her open mouth.