How to Blowjob: Some Great Advice

I can’t tell you whether How to Blowjob represents an effective lesson in cocksucking, as the movie notes early on, there is no one good blowjob, but I can tell you that the non-fellatio parts of it are fun to watch and that it is both the most entertaining and the sexiest how-to video I have yet seen. It’s lighthearted, clever, and has a little actual science here and there, although not enough to bog it down and make it dry. For instance, the market is saturated with educational video that promises to tell you how to give the perfect blowjob, but this is the first one I’ve seen that acknowledges that some dicks and some mouths just aren’t compatible, and deep-throating isn’t for everyone. Kayden Kross, dressed in a lab coat and sporting a pointer, rattles off some confident and funny dialogue in front of a whiteboard whose information is supplemented with occasional video graphics that illustrate both the humor and the science of her lesson, and she introduces four different kinds of blowjobs you might want to try out. Each blowjob is accompanied by text on the screen that offers very helpful blow-by-blow advice.

How to Blow Job: The Girlfriend Blow Job

The Girlfriend Blowjob, delivered by Kayden herself, is described as being, like a romantic movie. It starts slow and sensual with a chance encounter, then builds in intensity until one blows his emotional load all over the other’s face. By the end, the couple feels reinvigorated and ready for anything. The girlfriend blowjob is a gift, and gifts are about presentation. They’re great for special occasions, or just because. It’s called the Girlfriend Blowjob because it’s all about connection, eye contact is the key. This blowjob doesn’t have a lot of bells and whistles, but it’s transcendent and special.? Kayden does a really good job of making Manuel Ferrara`s Girlfriend Blowjob look loving and intimate.

How To Blow Job: The Pro Blowjob

The Pro Blowjob, administered by Veronica Avluv, doesn’t rest its laurels [sic] on connection so much as experienced technique. It takes into account all of the sensitive parts on a man, from his butthole to his peehole, and leaves no stones unturned. It’s about a good rhythmic grip, an active tongue, and a certain dicksucking intuition that only comes from massive amounts of hands-on experience. Busty, sexy Veronica delivers exactly that, a enthusiastic, porny blowjob on a big black dick owned by Stallion Strong, accompanied by running commentary as she talks to the camera, at least until the blowjob gets intense.

How to Blowjob: The Sloppy Blowjob

The Sloppy Blowjob, as Kayden describes it, is an easy upgrade to the techniques described hereunto. “This one makes use of a few common household items to bring up your spit game and really give the guy a show.” AVN-Award-winning dicksucker Vicki Chase advises that you start off nice and slow, teasing and playing before you get all spitty, pushing the dick in deep to generate lots of saliva, coming close to triggering your own gag reflex for maximum wetness. She really achieves maximum wetness, too, even before Xander Corvus makes his contribution.

How to Blowjob: The Dream Blowjob

The last demonstration, ably performed on Evan Stone by Chase and Avluv working together, is what Kayden calls the Dream Blowjob. As you might have guessed, the Dream part of it involves the fact that two women are giving it. Kayden’s advice, echoed and elaborated on by Chase and Avluv, is that the keys are both technique and show, with another woman in the mix. “Two women, one dick, no blowjob limits the tools you want to bring to this game involve team playing, we’re talking about a lot of bodies in a small space here, not to mention the often-complicated third wheel dynamics that can come into play. The key is to stay busy, stay effective, and stay friendly.”