My Mom’s Tits: Big Dreams for Big Tits

With a Title like: My Mom’s Tits, What Else Would You Expect?

Jenna J Ross isn’t exactly flat-chested, she sports a perfectly respectable set of 32Cs, but it seems like the big-titted girls get everything she wants ? the head cheerleader job, whatever college they want, Daddy’s attention, so when she gets caught trying on stepmom Jelena Jensen`s big giant bra, she airs her complaints about stepmommy’s double Ds and the other busty girls who trade on their assets. Mommy’s not very sympathetic, no whiny daughter of hers is going to get away with not being head cheerleader, and so she strips her daughter down for a punishment fuck. I guess? Frankly, this thing takes kind of a quick left turn, gives you a couple of red herrings, and then disappears into the distance in a cloud of wet pussy, bouncing tits, and slurping noises. Like other great Girlsway titles, this is usually what we expect with movies like My Mom’s Tits. Midway in, Jelena wonders, puzzled, why her daughter has such small tits when her own are so big, which raises a couple of questions, given that she’s Jenna’s stepmom. Well, Dad didn’t marry Jelena for her brains. Anyway, mom’s tits are amazing, and this isn’t the first time Jenna’s gotten busy with them.

The Ladies in My Mom’s Tits Get Naughty.

Bobbi Dylan has blossomed into a beautiful young woman, and Mindi Mink isn’t sure what her responsibilities are when it comes to keeping Bobbi safe from the kind of boys who will be noticing her bangin’ little body. It’s hard, though, when Bobbi is such a little slut, she’s about to go off and get banged by a rock star, but Mindi, who has newly decided to be the cool mom, figures she’ll show Bobbi how to land a man. She gets the video camera out and tells Bobbi about looking sexy enough to get a rock star horny. Bobbi’s not sure if she wants to go that route, but Mindi is insistent, and she eventually pushes Bobbi into making a mommy/daughter sex tape that would bring Keith Richards back from the dead. I know, I know, Keith Richards isn’t dead yet, but at the rate we’re losing them, he might be by the time this review sees the light of day. Anyway, busty mommy and flat daughter both end up with backstage passes!

The Title My Mom’s Tits Doesn’t Quite Capture the Subtleties of this Film?

When Jaclyn Taylor catches daughter-in-law Gina Valentina jilling off in bed with some erotica instead of studying for her Italian class, she barely even notices, she’s so invested in getting Gina to see a doctor. She’s worried that Gina isn’t getting pregnant because of some emotional troubles, so she brings in sex therapist Allie Haze to diagnose the problem. Allie doesn’t have a lot of immediate advice about man/woman problems, but she does have some suggestions about how two women can have some sex that will be very satisfying, even if it’s not going to result in a pregnancy. And then it’s not even so much about two women and simulations any more, it turns into three women and what they can do to have fun. Pussy licking, fingering, and lesbian threeways, to be precise. Jaclyn is an unconscionably pushy mom, but they still get things done.

When you Have Step Parent’s like the Ladies in My Mom’s Tits, there’s really only one logical reaction.

Jasmine Summers just can’t stand to listen to her parents fighting, and the worst part is that her dad’s a jerk, and when he leaves Elexis Monroe, he wants to take Jasmine with him. She doesn’t want to go, though -she wants to stay with Elexis. Part of it is because Elexis has been like a real mom to her, but part of it is because Elexis has these soft, giant pillowy tits that Jasmine definitely loves, even if she has to be convinced that she should take advantage of them. She puts up a fight, but not enough of one to keep Elexis from resuming their step affair, they’ve kissed before, it seems, with a lot of persistence, some great pussy-eating, and the promise of those big stepboobs.

What Do Hot Moms Do When They Have Hot Step-Daughters? My Mom’s Tits Answers this eloquently:

Jelena Jensen is back, this time with purple hair and a different daughter. Kenna James shows no signs of being suspicious that her new mom has a whole other family somewhere, but then, she somehow hasn’t met Jelena yet. Kenna appears to have dropped by when Jelena is just on her way to work, and they’re both looking forward to the chance to bond. Go shopping, get their hair and nails done, do all the things that stepmoms and stepdaughters do, you know? Jelena’s a psychologist, so she knows the best ways to make emotional connections, and she suggests some oxytocin therapy. How do you get oxytocin? Well, nursing is the way moms do it when they have babies the natural way instead of the stepway, so she hauls out her giant breasts and puts Mom’s tits in Kenna’s face. I don’t know how much mutual masturbation, cunnilingus and orgasms are supposed to figure into the mother/daughter oxytocin bond, but mission accomplished anyway!