Caucasian Women Still A Thing: “White Mommas 5″

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White Mommas #5

Elegant is bringing interracial back, says the boxcover of “White Mommas #5,” and thank god for that. In these fallen times, it’s good to know that one company, in all the world, has the guts to retrieve interracial sex from the ash-heap of history and hold it up to the light. After that shameful 30-second …

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White Mommas #5 Movie Details

Title: White Mommas #5
Studio: Elegant Angel
Director: Elegant Angel
Stars: Romi Rain Rob Piper India Summer Jon Jon Jennifer White Prince Yahshua Holly Hearts Alana Luv Moe Johnson
Overall Rating:

4 stars
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Elegant is bringing interracial back, says the boxcover of "White Mommas #5," and thank god for that. In these fallen times, it's good to know that one company, in all the world, has the guts to retrieve interracial sex from the ash-heap of history and hold it up to the light. After that shameful 30-second period in April during which no interracial porn was shot in America, and the six minutes of recrimination which followed, a nation turned its lonely eyes to Elegant Angel, and we have not been disappointed.

White Mommas 5

Romi Rain clearly suffered greatly during the interregnum, as she is nearly desperate to COME to grips with Rob Piper. She's not at all inclined to stand around waiting while he finishes with all that kissing and making out bullshit, and she is on his dick like a demon from the depths of cocksucking Svartálfaheimr. She's sloppier than that terrifying woman with the fruit on Youtube, and it's all Rob can do to keep up with her. He keeps his socks on, probably in case he feels like she's starting to actually eat him and he has to run. After a spell by the pool, they take it inside, where he can rest his knees. Romi never stops gobbling unless his cock in in a different hole, but she is the only one of the five White Mommas here who does not allow her date some backdoor access.

White Mommas 5

India Summer has just finished a game of basketball in the hot sun, or something, and figures it's time to get the garbage disposal fixed? I'm not sure. Anyway, she enlists Jon Jon to come take a look at it, but it turns out that she wants something completely different, which means that either she was lying, or she has the least flattering nickname for her vagina ever. Jon Jon never gets to the house plumbing, but the two of them engage in some of the least appealing and most random plumbing innuendoes you will ever hear. Fortunately, she's sucking his cock for most of it, and eventually they move on to just plain fucking. Actually, India may have been referring to her asshole when she was talking about the garbage disposal, because that area gets a LOT of attention.

White Mommas 5

Jennifer White is less interested in sitting around and watching the game than in going out with the girls, but that skirt isn't aimed at the girls, and Prince Yahshua would rather she dressed a little more conservatively. And well, if he can't have that, the least she could do is let him tire her out before she goes out for the evening. After he's done with her, she's not going to be entertaining any men later in the evening, not with any of those well-trafficked holes. That's what he figures, anyway, and you have to think he'd know her capacities.

White Mommas 5

Holly Hearts shows up at Jon Jon's door with some kind of proselytizing scheme that includes abstinence from sex and drugs and alcohol; her group meets at the Masonic Lodge down the road, so who the hell knows what they're up to. Jon Jon, who knows a thing or two about urges, manages to convince her to stray a little. She's new to the flock, and it doesn't take a lot of seduction to get her fruit swinging. I'm not sure what that even means, but it turns out Holly's urges are very close to the surface, and Jon Jon doesn't have to go too deep - only a few inches - to get to the baser ones.

White Mommas 5

If you wear a dress like the one Alana Luv is wearing to do the gardening, you are probably expecting to give up either the dress or the gardening before too long. She says she just forgot to water the plants before she left, but wherever she was going can wait. Moe Johnson is happy to take advantage of her forgetfulness, but he might just be taking advantage. She seems like the kind of dreamy, unfocused girl that could be talked into pretty much anything if you were willing to look the other way when your conscience brought up some questions about her ability to make adult decisions. She certainly looks adult, and that goes a long way, especially once you've gotten her clothes off.

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P. Weasels has been working in various aspects of the porn industry since 1997, and has been a fan since 1975. He has also worked in the videogame and comic-book industries. In his spare time, he performs as a storyteller at various events in the San Francisco Bay Area and looks for things to do in the San Francisco Bay Area that will make for good stories. He has written for Gamelink, Kink.com, and the San Francisco Chronicle, and wishes he had spent more time playing baseball as a kid, because he thinks he would have made a good catcher. Email if you want to hear his idea about a great escort agency.