“Threesome Fantasies Fulfilled #13”: Three is the Magic Number

By: Val Williams
Threesome Fantasies Fulfilled #13

We've all had threesome fantasies, but how many of us have had our "Threesome Fantasies Fulfilled"? I'm not sure how to take that any farther, to include the number 13 in the joke, since this …

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"Threesome Fantasies Fulfilled #13" Movie Details

Title: "Threesome Fantasies Fulfilled #13"
Studio: Pure Passion
Director:
Stars: Morgan Lee, Jade Jantzen, Kristina Bell, Alli Rae, Jade Nile, Sydney Cole, Dillion Carter, Naomi Heart
Overall Rating:

3 stars

We’ve all had threesome fantasies, but how many of us have had our “Threesome Fantasies Fulfilled”? I’m not sure how to take that any farther, to include the number 13 in the joke, since this is the thirteenth iteration of Pure Passion’s “Threesome Fantasies Fulfilled” series. I guess I shouldn’t have started off so casually – I didn’t really plan this out. Ironically, not planning things out is the reason many threesomes fail so catastrophically. Trust me – you want to go in with a clear idea of what’s going to happen. None of these scenes has any dialogue or plot, so it is up to you to interpret exactly what is going on, by means of making some shit up.

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Kristina Bell and Morgan Lee brush each other’s hair and take selfies. They start making out and groping each other, then suck on each other’s nipples, 69, and finger each other to the accompaniment of some overbearing music that eventually fades away just in time for some dude to walk in and start licking. Clearly this threesome is the dude’s fantasy – I’ve totally had this one, where there are two hot chicks and they don’t mind me diving in. Do they know him? Who can tell? maybe he’s a burglar, maybe he’s somebody’s boyfriend, maybe he is dying of strangulation as he hangs from Owl Creek Bridge and this is his last vision of life on earth. “You like getting your cock sucked like that?” asks Morgan Lee (rhetorically, one assumes) as the girl blow him in a POV shot. Well, of course he does. Why else would he be fantasizing about it? Morgan sucks his cock and he flails his tongue around Kristina’s pussy until the girls decide it’s fucking time; Christina clutches his balls while he pumps into Morgan, who says “Fuck me harder!” He does his best. Kristina rides his cock, Morgan licks his balls, and he cums on their faces. Fantasy fulfilled!

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I am assuming that either Jade Nile or Allie Rae has a boyfriend who plays the drums, because although they both sit down at the kit, neither of them can do anything but tap ineffectually at a drumhead or a cymbal. It’s a good thing that the fantasy is about a threesome and not about drumming; if they had been on Fantasy Island with a request to be rock stars, Mr. Roarke (and how does such a Mexican guy wind up with such an Irish name, I ask you?) would have had to give their money back. Also, now tha I think about it, how come none of the fantasies on Fantasy island were just about straight up nonstop fucking? How did Mr. Roarke handle a guest who wanted to bone, say, Farrah Fawcett or Ilie Nastase? Some things are destined to be mysteries forever, I guess. Soon enough, Jade and Allie abandon the drums and get busy in the window, where, presumably, a dude spies them and decides to come in and join them. They seem to be getting along fine by themselves, to judge from the look on Allie’s face as Jade eats her pussy, but he horns in anyway, and the girls take it in stride, heading off to the couch to threeway it up. The cocksucking is whimsical, the fucking is vigorous, and the cumshot is not a facial (dude pulls out to shoot on Allie’s pussy, then pumps back in to keep on fucking.

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Dillion Carter and Jade Jantzen are happily making out near what looks like an enthusiastically amateur Jackson Pollock forgery (cf. their faces in a half hour), grinding on each other, scissoring, and working together to make use of a double-ended dildo. Unlike previous scenes, the music fades long before the dude shows up, so we are treated to lots of nice natural noise. Dillion is a lean brunette with a nice set of double-Ds and a sharp, foxy face, and Jade is a leaner brunette with Cs and a haircut that makes me think of the whore from Firefly. I can’t remember her name and I’m not going to go look it up, but you’ll see what I mean. Wait…Anna? Rihanna? Banana? OK, never mind. Anyway, these two look really good sucking cock together in a POV shot, and they do a lot of it, slurping and moaning and slapping each other’s faces with the meat. They get on their hands and knees to get fucked from behind together, then switch positions to share a missionary fuck, then ride his face and cock concurrently, then kneel for the facial.

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It’s really hard to say what’s going on with Sydney Cole and Naomi Heart and some dude they’re sleeping with. Like, actually sleeping with. They’re all lying in bed in what looks like the aftermath of a pre-existing threesome, and then Sydney gets up and starts putting her clothes on, and when Naomi notices that Sydney isn’t in bed any more, she gets up, hurries over to the blonde, and takes those clothes back off. She puts Sydney on the bed and starts offering up activities that will probably make Sydney want to stay – spreading the smaller girl’s legs, fingering her pussy, going down on her – now that I think about it, there’s a kind of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” thing going on here, with Sydney trying to leave and being prevented. Then the dude finally wakes up, no doubt roused by the noise and vibration and by the two girls sucking on his cock (he was totally faking being asleep the whole time, by the way – unless he’s on drugs, nobody sleeps through lesbians on the bed, and if he’d been on drugs, he wouldn’t have woken up when they started sucking his cock). The girls are hot and the cock is big, but the dude seems to be mostly going through the motions. There is an unfortunate lack of passion to this scene once the dude gets involved, which is too bad. He does manage a credible facial, but it seems like ti was just a job for him. Maybe that was his fantasy? Hard to say.

Val Williams

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