Threesome Stories 4: Now with Foursomes!

The music at the beginning of Threesome Stories 4 sounds like it might be the soundtrack to a short educational film you’d see in high school about the benefits of some career that you probably wouldn’t have thought of pursuing if you hadn’t seen the film, like Lab Result Data Entry or Welder Quality Checker. Fortunately, the music lasts about two seconds and then fades out to be replaced by some hot people who don’t speak English but know how to put a threesome together.

The box cover has this to say about the 5 scenes in Threesome Stories 4: Lucky Nikolas, for his birthday, his girlfriend got a special treat for him: her two girlfriends! Having no clue what she is scheming, Nik walks through the room blindfolded by Zarina’s hands. Parvin and Magda are so excited at the idea of surprising Nikolas, that they’re already kissing each other when Zarina allows Nik to see his ‘presents’. The minute he understands what he’s about to get, Nikolas gets a raging hard-on. All the girls share the taste of his dick, and soon, it’s Nik who tastes every pussy. Parvin and Magda help Zarina gets the first pounding and right after, its Magda’s turn. Keeping Parvin for last, she lets him do some anal while she’s giving her friend Magda some tongue. Happy birthday Nik!

Happy Birthday Nik indeed, except that the first scene bears no resemblance to that description, so right off the bat, I have no idea what is going on. it is indicative of Threesome Stories 4`s attention to detail that the description on the package is of a foursome. However, the truth is that as long as there are three sets of genitalia in operation in any given threesome, the details don’t really matter. I mean, seriously, the people in this movie aren’t acting, which is probably for the best, and we, you and I, being as we are sophisticated beings of the world, would probably just jump directly to the action even if they were. Honestly, as viewers of porn, we have gotten to a point in our lives where we know that a cast consisting of Nikolas, Luna, Artemeda, Raphael, Kail, Parvin, Magda, Zanna, Sophia, Caroline and Drogo isn’t going to deliver the kind of dramatic punch you’d get from people with last names.

Not that Nikolas, Luna, Artemeda, Raphael, Kail, Parvin, Magda, Zanna, Sophia, Caroline and Drogo can’t fuck, mind you. I can’t tell you which of them is which, but I can tell you that of the women, the first is blonde, the next two are blonde and black-haired, the fourth is blonde, the fifth, sixth and seventh are two blondes and a brunette (the aforementioned foursome story), and the eighth and ninth are brunettes. Most of them look to be about five-foot four with A or B-cup breasts. I am sure that if I had the chance to get to know them, they would all prove to be delightful individuals with charming personality traits and probably names I could remember; Parvin, for example, has a passion for Chinese kites, and Artemeda has a habit of scratching her ear with one fingernail when she?s confused. Luna looks prettier when she frowns, and Magda doesn’t answer the phone during threesomes even though it drives her crazy that it keeps going off during her scene.

But I haven’t gotten to know them. If you want personality, all I can say is that in the first scene, you should watch out for how the brunette girl obviously doesn’t love cum on her face but takes it anyway; in the second, both girls look like they’ve been around the block a few times, and knows some things, in contrast to the rest of the innocent-looking ingenues in the movie; the third scene takes an admirably long time to develop; the fourth has a bonus set of genitalia and features some anal if you live that kind of thing: and in the last scene, the girl with the curlier hair has some very arousing facial expressions while she’s giving head. I can’t say anything for the plotting, but the sex is pretty good.