Tiny Titty Babysitters 2: Living in the Nanny State

I’m a fan of all kinds of titties, no matter who they come on, so I’m on board for Tiny Titty Babysitters 2. I don’t have kids, so my exposure to babysitters these days is sadly minimal. It’s probably for the best, since the amount of porn I watch has convinced me that every babysitter I meet will be desperate for cock, and what if that’s not true in real life? My male privilege and fragile ego wouldn’t stand up to being rejected by a luscious, and by luscious I mean just kind of delicious looking, rather than the kind of curvy, ripe woman that wouldn’t show up in a movie called Tiny Titty Babysitters (or any tiny titty job, really) teen who just wasn’t available to me. I’m very sensitive that way. Fortunately for Chad, Dustin, Tyler and Steve, their respective babysitters aren’t inclined to say no to pretty much anything.

Chad White and his wife are off to a swingers weekend in Mexico, but when he asks Rosalyn Sphinx if she can take care of the kids, she gets kind of nosy and finds out about what they’re going to be up to, and the next thing you know, Chad has his face buried in the babysitter’s ass, mumbling, and this is going to be a secret, right? Which means his wife is going to end up, sooner or later, with chlamydia, unless he is just about to give it to the babysitter because his wife is as big a cheater as he is. She says she’s never been with an older man, but someone has been teaching her some tricks. She’s a tiny thing, a cute brunette with a few tattoos to her credit and, as advertised, tiny titties. Whatever level of experience she has, she’s perfectly comfortable taking a very big cock in her mouth and pussy, and she’s no stranger to the facial, which she begs for in no uncertain terms.

Ivy’s the live-in nanny, but Dustin Daring didn’t expect her so soon, but he shows her to her new room and the chemistry is palpable. Ivy Wolfe is a beauty, a blonde with a slim body and a sharp, foxy face, and she puts the moves on Dustin right away. Mom and Dad won’t be home for a long time, so they have plenty of leisure to get busy. He starts out diving for her pussy, she’s not wearing panties, and it becomes obvious very quickly that the babysitter is a monster for cock. It would surprise me very much if she didn’t end up having sex with every person in the house. Her penchant for dirty talk is awesome, and I think that as soon as I finish reviewing this movie, I’m going to go right out and find some more Ivy Wolfe movies to watch. “Get what you need” she says to Dustin through a tangle of fuck-hair, and then she rides him to a frenzied climax and a facial.

Something happened at the party last night, we are not told exactly what, but it sounds like Tyler Nixon hit on Judy Jolie, maybe in front of her boyfriend, so she demands that he come over to the house she’s babysitting at to apologize in person. It turns out that the apology she wants is for not going farther, she’s into him too, and what the boyfriend doesn’t know, she says, won’t hurt him (these people and their cheating, I swear). What the boyfriend doesn’t know includes a wet, sloppy blowjob, Tyler’s nose in her asshole while he eats her out from behind, thirty minutes of fucking, and a fat facial for the babysitter.

“We shouldn’t be here together alone” says Steve Holmes to the babysitter, and he’s absolutely right, because Paige Owens is two hundred and fifty pounds of trouble in a 114-pound bag. “My wife isn’t here” he says, and that is just what Paige is counting on when she puts on the big eyes and lays her fingers on his shirt. Moments later he’s saying “You have two choices, you can leave right now or I can fuck the shit out of you” and of course she chooses ‘fuck the shit of her’ you can’t give a decision like that to a horny teenager. Honestly, there should be porn of the arbitration scene later on when he loses the house in the divorce and never gets to see his kids again because he is demonstrably unfit to make grownup choices. Actually, you can see that exact scenario in a movie called She Divorced Me So I Fucked Her Hot Slutty Attorney, which is not subtle, but might be a perfect sequel. Paige takes a facial, of course.