Tits and Tattoos 2: What Else Is There to Say?

If you liked Tits and Tattoos, and if you’re here, I don’t see why you wouldn’t have,  you’re probably going to like Tits and Tattoos 2. I like tits, and I like tattoos, and I like Joanna Angel, who knows exactly what I like and how to deliver it in several installments each month. I mean, basically, as far as I’m concerned, she can do no wrong; I want to say I prefer the kind of goofy, what-do-we-have-lying-around-the-house, romps that result in her better features, but then I see a movie that just showcases some tits and some tattoos and I realize that whatever she sends, I’m going to be happy with.

Samantha Mack is the thickest and juiciest of the girls on display here; she’s a curvy, hungry beast with a dissipated, sexy face and a gorgeous pair of skillfully enhanced 42E tits that keep Will Havoc busy. She looks like the kind of girl you’d want to win World War II for, with a flower in her hair, fishnets on her sexy legs, and tits you could look forward to on all night long, except for when you woke up to fuck them. Poor Will’s cock pretty much disappears whenever he gets it near her. Well, I say, Poor Will, but he’s not leading a difficult life, is he?

Karma Rx is a lean blonde who will answer at least one of the questions you’ve been asking yourself, namely. What would it be like to fuck Kim Kelly, the bad girl from Freaks and Geeks? The answer is, it would be fucking fantastic. Karma hooks up with Small Hands in a rip-roaring romp that includes oil all over those big 32H tits, a little chocking, a lot of bodily fluids, plenty of cock-sucking; Karma is everything you ever wanted Busy Philipps to be and more.

Yes, Larkin Love has enormous, shapely 36H tits, and one of the sexiest faces in porn, she looks like some kind of lascivious goddess of erections ? but her real best feature is her astonishing tongue, which sees only a little play here; I’d say she’s the Gene Simmons of porn, except, well, forgive me for bringing up Gene Simmons. You have my sincerest apologies, and let’s get back to Larkin. She’s a great dirty talker, slow and sultry, and she urges Tommy Pistol on to greater heights. She makes him so horny he forgets to be funny, and that’s saying something.

Lily Lane, like Samantha Mack, has a ?40s pinup thing going on, but unlike the usual run of cheesecake girls, her 32DD tits are out and on proud display. She beckons Will Havoc forward by using her tits as a signal and makes him aware of what he’s in store for by seductively licking cream from a milkshake, and then goes to town on his cock. He fucks her pussy, ass and tits, and blasts his load on that big inked rack.

Sheridan Love, no relation to Larkin (that I know of), has a movie starlet look to her, with a big broad-brimmed hat and oversized sunglasses; she looks like a Sophia Loren or Elizabeth Taylor, except with a different aspect ratio, at five feet even and sporting an amazing pair of 34 Gs, she’s got the tits of a woman twice her height. No, seriously, imagine a ten-foot woman with basketball-sized boobs. I’ll wait. OK, you might have to wait for me. I’ll be back later, you just watch this scene in which Tommy Pistol does exactly what you would do in his place, only more professionally. I’ll see you next month