“Toned and Boned”: A Sweaty Workout

By: Val Williams
Toned and Boned

"Toned and Boned" isn't the kind of movie that makes you work hard to figure out what it's about, but Joanna Angel rarely relies on subtlety for her effect. Exercise and fucking, with some tease and dance thrown in, and we're off to the races. This isn't one of the…

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"Toned and Boned" Movie Details

Title: "Toned and Boned"
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Stars: Cali Carter, Harlow Harrison, Joanna Angel, Keisha Grey , Sarah Jessie, Mr. Pete, Small Hands, Xander Corvus
Overall Rating:

4.25 stars

"Toned and Boned" isn't the kind of movie that makes you work hard to figure out what it's about, but Joanna Angel rarely relies on subtlety for her effect. Exercise and fucking, with some tease and dance thrown in, and we're off to the races. This isn't one of the (especially) funny ones, although there are jokes here and there, so it's straight-ahead punk-fucking, with no rest for the wicked.

Keisha Grey's big natural tits are a draw for Mr. Pete, whose new haircut...well, anyway. Pete offers Keisha a much better protein option than her protein shake, and she's very happy to take a rest from exercising and burn some calories on his cock. he fucks her throat deep, rams it between her tits, and gets his hand on her throat while fucking her; he takes her in missionary, doggy, spoon, RCG and cowgirl before popping on her tits.

Cali Carter's big fake tits look good in her stretchy top while she works out on the back patio, waiting for Xander Corvus; when he arrives, he likes them just as much as we do, and he shows his appreciation by getting them out in the open, smacking her ass a couple of times, and bending her over so he can get his cock in her as quickly as possible. She likes it, but wants to do some sucking, and they switch back and forth between fucking and sucking until he can't resist shooting in her mouth.

It's good to see Joanna Angel in front of the camera as well as behind it, and when Small Hands interrupts her yoga session with a different kind of stretching, she happily leaves off stretching her muscles and starts stretching her holes. Joanna's a notorious anal fan, so she loves having his cock in her pussy, mouth and ass - it's good to see that wedded bliss has not robbed her of the desire to get fucked on film, and she takes great joy in the fucking and in having her tits covered in her husband's jizz.

Big-titted slut Harlow Harrison, now sporting raven-black hair instead of her usual Harlow blonde, bounces joyfully around the room, showing off her sexy body to the offscreen Markus Dupree, who waits no longer than the minimum possible time before coming in to smack those big tits (and, occasionally, her face) and fuck every inch of her he can get his dick on. Harlow's a squirter, too, and in contrast to a lot of porn, this is quiet and intense, right up until he covers her tongue in cum.

Sexy blonde Sarah Jessie is looking sultry while doing some weightlifting and getting sweaty, but she looks even better when she finishes and takes on Markus, entirely recovered from fucking the delicious Harlow. Sarah's more of a noisemaker than Harlow was, but not much; she loves eye contact, both with the camera and with Markus, and the scene is hot and sweaty, even after the exercise portion is over. She loves the facial as much as she loves the fucking.

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