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'Cum Swapping Sisters'
Semen is a necessary component for the genesis of all human life, but its visual presence remains largely taboo in mainstream cinema. HBO once declined to show sperm in The Girls because it feared something so explicit would result in a revoked broadcast license. Heck, I work for a porn retailer, so you'd think I'd be desensitized, but I was still genuinely shocked to see glimpses of ejaculate in mainstream flicks There's Something About Mary or Shelter. Buckets of don't raise too many eyebrows, but a glimpse of semen is still exceedingly rare in most narrative contexts. Porn, having no puritanical concerns, is only too happy to fill in the gap, often to the point of absurdity. (Monsters of Jizz or Wet Food, anyone?) Cum Swapping Sisters walks that tightrope as skillfully as the rope-shooting protagonists of its various scenes. Its B/G/G threesomes all climax with a glorious cum-swapping sequence that halts just short of outright parody. (Let's call it the cinematic equivalent of edging: take it right up to the edge and then stop.) Admittedly, the storylines are spotty and strange at best. At least two hinge on characters who believe cum has magical growth-generating properties. But with all this sweet splooge to go around, who really can complain?
Scene one opens on Andi Rose and Kyler Quinn playing with slime. As the gooey glop slips between their figures, they observe its consistency is strongly reminiscent of cum. Kyler admits that she occasionally spies on her stepbrother masturbating, delighting when he blasts a particularly voluminous load. Before long, stepbro himself arrives, wondering what all the fuss is about. "She's into the stepbrother sex, and so I am, but I don't have a stepbrother," Andi jibes, opening the door to the not-so-hidden temptation of the threesome that follows. Rose's bright-eyed, smiling enthusiasm enhances everything in the scene, including the cum-swapping at the end.
In scene two, Anna Claire Clouds and Penelope Kay are preparing for an upcoming ski trip, but stepbro mocks their attire. They just aren't looking sexy enough to match the chic winter sports crowd. Man, that's (quite literally) cold, bro! They startle him into submission by reappearing in some barely-there lingerie. Their threesome has a genuine sense of fun, with a slightly rowdy edge that keeps the pace from falling off. At one point, stepbro yanks Anna into place for his next volley of thrusts. When he finally climaxes, Anna and Penelope maximize the experience. Penelope snags the load in her mouth before they rub some of it across Anna's breasts. Reluctant to swallow their gooey prize, they slosh it around in their mouths in an extended afterglow.
Scene three violates the old "show, don't tell" maxim by literally spelling out that a game of "truth or dare" is going on. The storytelling just gets weirder from there, as Aria Valencia tells Maya Woulfe that her stepbrother (Codey Steele) claims cum makes a woman's breasts grow larger. Since stepbro reputedly ejaculates like a "faucet," there's plenty to go around. Steele always looks a bit sheepish and innocent, as if he's not quite sure what he's being pulled into, a perfect vibe for a seduction scene like this. When he finally empties his load, Maya and Aria savor it by licking their fingers dry.
The movie saves its loopiest premise for last. Macy Meadows is determined to make herself taller, since she has heard that's what guys prefer. As Sera Ryder looks on, she labors over some pull-ups in her bedroom, thinking perhaps it'll stretch her limbs and add a few inches. Stepbrother Nathan Bronson mocks these efforts by putting Macy's school books on a cupboard that's too high for Macy to reach. Macy jumps up and down in an attempt to snag them, her butt jiggling in closeup all the while. Sera turns the tables on Nathan by yanking down his pants. ("I like being short because it means I can do this," she muses.) As their threesome unfolds, Macy herself gets into the ejaculation action, squirting heavily just before Nathan pulls out to cum on her stomach. Sera joyfully licks it out of Macy's belly-button and empties it into her mouth.
Baskin's bottom line
In Cum Swapping Sisters, sperm gets its due. It isn't sprayed all over the place like confetti at a Super Bowl Party but rather savored, sampled, and swapped. Unlike HBO, Nubiles isn't worried about losing their broadcast license. Indeed, the one thing that might banish Nubiles out of existence is failing to show sweet, shareable loads in all their glory. There are some ragged edges in the plot theatrics at times, but sincere, hearty performances from the movie's cast makes such concerns instantly secondary. (Andi Rose makes a particularly strong impression in the first scene!) Swap and share away!
